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Electric Lights 06-07-2008 01:10 AM

Short men OWNED. Height = #1 factor in dating (proof inside)
 
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dynastoned 06-07-2008 05:35 AM

i must admit its hard being tall dark and handsome...

GetSCORECash 06-07-2008 06:47 AM

I've seen some short guys, with some really hot girls!

One thing about short guys, they all tend be really good fighters, so don't ever fuck with one, they will kick your ass.

stickyfingerz 06-07-2008 07:01 AM

Im under 6' and I do ok. :upsidedow

The Judge 06-07-2008 09:52 AM

http://taller4u.com/

SayWhut 06-07-2008 10:02 AM

Doesn't stop midgets getting laid ...

http://www.6hporn.com/wp-content/upl...a_sexygirl.jpg

D Ghost 06-07-2008 10:03 AM

I'm 5'7" and don't have any issues picking up exceptionally hot girls

fuzebox 06-07-2008 10:12 AM

Yeah, I guess if a guy got shot I'd say he got owned pretty bad :1orglaugh

xNetworx 06-07-2008 10:28 AM

Every million bucks your worth adds an inch or two in the mind of your girlfriend :1orglaugh

woj 06-07-2008 10:51 AM

Glad I'm tall :thumbsup

StuBradley 06-07-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 14290891)
i must admit its hard being tall dark and handsome...

I concur. :winkwink:

DBS.US 06-07-2008 11:22 AM

http://blogbugs.org/uploads/t/tagir/48601.jpg:winkwink:

Eat My Shit 06-07-2008 11:34 AM

MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!


Midgets need to pay for sex. If you are under 5' 9" you are paying for sex you MIDGET!!!

aico 06-07-2008 11:39 AM

I'd kick ya in the nuts, but I am afraid I'd hit ya in the throat.

Eat My Shit 06-07-2008 11:42 AM

Midget!!!!

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:01 PM

Awwww man Franck.... Sorry to hear budd!

Zorgman 06-07-2008 12:28 PM

Never been short, even as a kid I was fucken tall.

Keys:
- this was a kid at school
| this is me

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ _

10 things I hate about being 6f4" tall.

1. Shoes - Size 18 comes with the height. Have to import from USA to australia.
2. Cloths, most of my suites I have to get special made or go to MrBig
3. Can NEVER get lost in a group of people. Im spotted from a mile away.
4. When I get on a trail I have to duck.
5. Getting into a KING size bed and my feet still hang off the edge.
6. Everyone expects that you can punch everyone the fuck out. Im a programmer for god sake, the only muslces I use are the ones in my fingers. :)
7. No leg room when sitting on a plane
8. When ever you get in someone car you put the seat back so you squash the person in the back seat. WARNING: Don't sit behind me!
9. When walking up stairs only the front part of my foot is on the step. Walking down stairs is a real bitch.
10. I can't dance, I trip over myself.

Penny24Seven 06-07-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 14291659)
Walking down stairs is a real bitch.
.

hahaha fucking great

SmokeyTheBear 06-07-2008 02:17 PM

i think every man realises by now that what women say they want and what they actually want are 2 totally seperate things.

Libertine 06-07-2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 14291659)
10 things I hate about being 6f4" tall.

You're 6'4". That's somewhat tall, but definitely not very tall. Just 10 centimeters over the average for young men over here...

slapass 06-07-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14291964)
You're 6'4". That's somewhat tall, but definitely not very tall. Just 10 centimeters over the average for young men over here...

Dude, that is tall but he is not a circus freak.

Libertine 06-07-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 14292261)
Dude, that is tall but he is not a circus freak.

I suppose being Dutch clouds my judgment a bit... the average Dutchman in his twenties is 6', and in the northern part of the country, where I'm from, the average man in his twenties is 6'2". At 6', I'm actually somewhat short here :disgust

Spunky 06-07-2008 07:39 PM

Big dudes mean big cocks

gornyhuy 06-07-2008 07:45 PM

I'm only 5 foot, but most women can only take the first 1.5 feet of it before It bottoms out against their cervix.

DBS.US 06-07-2008 08:29 PM

Short guys have to pay to play:winkwink:

Zorgman 06-07-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 14292261)
Dude, that is tall but he is not a circus freak.

Oh I know. But still, when everyone around you is under 5f8" you think that 6f4" is freaky.

Specially when people keep asking "hows the weather up there?".
I'm going to smack the next person out who asks me that. :)

Kard63 06-07-2008 09:47 PM

average US male has dropped from 5' 9.5" to 5'9". Probably just all the new mexicans lowered the average lol.

Adultnet 06-07-2008 09:51 PM

height the most impotent for them:)

BAKO 06-07-2008 09:53 PM

As long as your pockets are fat girls don't give a shit

Iron Fist 06-07-2008 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14291578)
I'd kick ya in the nuts, but I am afraid I'd hit ya in the throat.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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