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Short men OWNED. Height = #1 factor in dating (proof inside)
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i must admit its hard being tall dark and handsome...
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I've seen some short guys, with some really hot girls!
One thing about short guys, they all tend be really good fighters, so don't ever fuck with one, they will kick your ass. |
Im under 6' and I do ok. :upsidedow
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I'm 5'7" and don't have any issues picking up exceptionally hot girls
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Yeah, I guess if a guy got shot I'd say he got owned pretty bad :1orglaugh
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Every million bucks your worth adds an inch or two in the mind of your girlfriend :1orglaugh
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Glad I'm tall :thumbsup
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MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!
Midgets need to pay for sex. If you are under 5' 9" you are paying for sex you MIDGET!!! |
I'd kick ya in the nuts, but I am afraid I'd hit ya in the throat.
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Midget!!!!
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Awwww man Franck.... Sorry to hear budd!
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Never been short, even as a kid I was fucken tall.
Keys: - this was a kid at school | this is me _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 10 things I hate about being 6f4" tall. 1. Shoes - Size 18 comes with the height. Have to import from USA to australia. 2. Cloths, most of my suites I have to get special made or go to MrBig 3. Can NEVER get lost in a group of people. Im spotted from a mile away. 4. When I get on a trail I have to duck. 5. Getting into a KING size bed and my feet still hang off the edge. 6. Everyone expects that you can punch everyone the fuck out. Im a programmer for god sake, the only muslces I use are the ones in my fingers. :) 7. No leg room when sitting on a plane 8. When ever you get in someone car you put the seat back so you squash the person in the back seat. WARNING: Don't sit behind me! 9. When walking up stairs only the front part of my foot is on the step. Walking down stairs is a real bitch. 10. I can't dance, I trip over myself. |
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i think every man realises by now that what women say they want and what they actually want are 2 totally seperate things.
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Big dudes mean big cocks
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I'm only 5 foot, but most women can only take the first 1.5 feet of it before It bottoms out against their cervix.
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Short guys have to pay to play:winkwink:
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Specially when people keep asking "hows the weather up there?". I'm going to smack the next person out who asks me that. :) |
average US male has dropped from 5' 9.5" to 5'9". Probably just all the new mexicans lowered the average lol.
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height the most impotent for them:)
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As long as your pockets are fat girls don't give a shit
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