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Azoy? 06-09-2008 02:58 PM

Has anyone does fleet anema before a medical procedure ?
 
OK so the doc wants to send me to do a test just as a checkup due to age factors and says I need to do a fleet anema before the test.
Anyone did them before and anyone can share what I need to expect when I do it ?
As it is I am not happy about sticking something up my ass so wondering what the whole thing feels like when I do a fleet anema.
Anyone done em before ?

aico 06-09-2008 03:02 PM

usually they give you saline, then you shit your brains out for a day.

biglou 06-09-2008 03:02 PM

Better question to ask the porn chicks, as almost all of them (I hope) give themselves an enema before doing an anal scene.

It's not nearly as bad as the test they are going to give you. But you don't want colon cancer, man up and take the test.

Azoy? 06-09-2008 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by biglou (Post 14297552)
Better question to ask the porn chicks, as almost all of them (I hope) give themselves an enema before doing an anal scene.

It's not nearly as bad as the test they are going to give you. But you don't want colon cancer, man up and take the test.

Yep I agree but was not sure what it would feel like or how fast it would take effect.

Madame0120 06-09-2008 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by biglou (Post 14297552)
Better question to ask the porn chicks, as almost all of them (I hope) give themselves an enema before doing an anal scene.

It's not nearly as bad as the test they are going to give you. But you don't want colon cancer, man up and take the test.

When one does an enema, they should wait 20-40 mins before sexual activity.

A Fleet <the brand name> Enema is a very gentle cleaning, and shouldn't cause much discomfort. Don't rush the process, the directions are simple to follow, and will make your test go right, the first time.

candyflip 06-09-2008 05:17 PM

I have had all sorts of ass tests the past few months. Have to go again next week.

I've got a case of the Fleet's in my closet. It's not as bad as it might seem. And don't worry if you like the way it feels. :winkwink:

GrouchyAdmin 06-09-2008 05:18 PM

A Fleet, as mentioned, is a brand name. You're going to be using it to either squeeze, or gravity feed water up the pooper. It gets uncomfortable, and you'll want to crap, immediately.

Enjoy.

Iron Fist 06-09-2008 05:21 PM

Standard practice for any girl who is giving birth... oops wrong audience, no wonder no one knows :)

candyflip 06-09-2008 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14298039)
Standard practice for any girl who is giving birth... oops wrong audience, no wonder no one knows :)

We just had one 4 days ago and I didn't see one. But it was an emergency CSection, so that might be why.

GrouchyAdmin 06-09-2008 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14298047)
We just had one 4 days ago and I didn't see one. But it was an emergency CSection, so that might be why.

Although it may provide amusement, I can't see the reason a doctor would go through the anus to retrieve the little crotchfruit, even if it is yours. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Spunky 06-09-2008 05:29 PM

Man you better get prepared for the most intense pain you have ever received in your life :(

Kard63 06-09-2008 05:29 PM

Funny thread!

candyflip 06-09-2008 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14298065)
Man you better get prepared for the most intense pain you have ever received in your life :(

Followed by what I call, the Buttgasm.

Grapesoda 06-09-2008 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 14297541)
OK so the doc wants to send me to do a test just as a checkup due to age factors and says I need to do a fleet anema before the test.
Anyone did them before and anyone can share what I need to expect when I do it ?
As it is I am not happy about sticking something up my ass so wondering what the whole thing feels like when I do a fleet anema.
Anyone done em before ?

follow directions.... no big deal

After Shock Media 06-09-2008 08:59 PM

Well lets see you get to put something up your ass but not force it.
Then you get to squeeze the majority of the liquid up there, which is best done by someone else while your laying on your side but oh well.
You then do your best to try holding in the liquid for about 4 minutes while your body and brain is screaming let me shit.
You finally give in and Mount Assmore explodes and has a very after shocks. (dont go there people).
Then when you think your done wait a little longer to be safe, sometimes even moving some sets off another landslide.

Although that sounds bad and all. It is nowhere near as horrid as having to drink that half gallon or so of Golace (spelling). It tastes very very bad even ice cold. Then whammo you shit out your insides so fast and hard your stomach growls.

Holly 06-09-2008 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14298039)
Standard practice for any girl who is giving birth... oops wrong audience, no wonder no one knows :)

No it's not. :1orglaugh I think that was back in my grandmother's time. They don't do that anymore.

I also thought most people drank that Golightly stuff now for medical tests. My dad had to do it several times and he said it was like drinking ocean water.

After Shock Media 06-09-2008 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14298580)
No it's not. :1orglaugh I think that was back in my grandmother's time. They don't do that anymore.

I also thought most people drank that Golightly stuff now for medical tests. My dad had to do it several times and he said it was like drinking ocean water.

Golightly, golace, etc DO NOT TASTE LIKE DRINKING OCEAN WATER! They add fake flavoring like coconut (fucking sick) and other crap to attempt to hide the taste which can only be described as something you would turn down between that and drinking out of a septic system with a straw. Hell I only could wish it tasted like ocean water, hell I would of settled for the water at the shore in the San Fransisco bay.

Holly 06-09-2008 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14298600)
Golightly, golace, etc DO NOT TASTE LIKE DRINKING OCEAN WATER! They add fake flavoring like coconut (fucking sick) and other crap to attempt to hide the taste which can only be described as something you would turn down between that and drinking out of a septic system with a straw. Hell I only could wish it tasted like ocean water, hell I would of settled for the water at the shore in the San Fransisco bay.

Whatever they gave my dad was really, really salty. He couldn't stand it and wasn't able to get it all down. The nurse kept calling it Golightly. Maybe she was using the wrong name. It was the same stuff both times he had to do it.

aico 06-09-2008 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14298633)
Whatever they gave my dad was really, really salty. He couldn't stand it and wasn't able to get it all down. The nurse kept calling it Golightly. Maybe she was using the wrong name. It was the same stuff both times he had to do it.

Yah, that's the Saline stuff I was referring too, my ex had to take it once when she had to go in for some ass exam.

http://www.phosphosoda.com/consumers...osphosoda.aspx

After Shock Media 06-09-2008 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14298633)
Whatever they gave my dad was really, really salty. He couldn't stand it and wasn't able to get it all down. The nurse kept calling it Golightly. Maybe she was using the wrong name. It was the same stuff both times he had to do it.

There are several names for it. They should just call it liquid evil. You also have to drink so much of it that its beyond sick. You really want to just down it but then it hits your mouth and your like hell no and gag. I had to get like 4 packs of big red gun (wasnt allowed to eat) and after each small glass I had to immediatly chew several sticks of gum while trying not to gag.


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