Can you go into Home Depot
 

and ask a sales associate 'where do I find the caulk' or 'i need some caulk' without laughing or turning red?

LOL i'd probably burst out laughing.... it happens a lot!

You have to ask with a Boston accent. “Where do you keep your Cack?” or “Can you help me find a fat tube of Cack?”

Behind the zipper.

Maybe it's my NY/NJ accent, but cock and caulk do not sound alike when I say them. Caulk is more like 'cawk' to me...

Yeah, because I'm older than 16

Nope, and similar to that, this industry has ruined me for scheduling spa time (ie: FACIALS).
argh.

Excuse me, "Do you have any black caulk", "I needs some black caulk in my shower"

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I laughed out loud:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sort of like when a back Southern woman goes to drug store to get some tampons?

The clerk asks: "What kind of "flow" do you have?"

She replies,: "Geez, I don't know what that has to do with it, but my flow is Linoleum!"

Oh hell no!

I can't even opperate a caulking gun without stroking it a few times.

ha i asked the question because I had just heard a radio commercial for some caulk products and in 30 seconds they must have said 'COCK' 10 times and it sounded just like cock - made me laugh - some things are funny no matter how old you are.

What about people from Massachusetts..

They say

cahhhh

instead of car

wap wap waaaaaaaap

http://archive.salon.com/people/bc/2...rris/story.jpg

My wife used to LOVE going in and asking for black caulk :)

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just go ask for some silicone sealant. Caulk - wtf did that word come from anyway??

But yeah, I remember when I was over there going to the hardware store asking for some silicone sealant and the spotty shit was like 'huh?'. You know hte shit that you spread around the bathtub which goes everywhere and is a bitch to get rid off. To which he replied, oh, 'cock'. Seriously, I had no fricking idea what he was on about!! In the end though, thankfully I left with my tube of silicone sealant and noth a big cock.

Haha I just did that two weeks ago..I knew where it was...I just wanted to ask. :)

Why don't you just ask for Caulking....

I've done it plenty of times just to see a reaction....its priceless ;)

i was thinking the same thing.sounds more like cork when I say it

Yeah, thats funny.. oh wait I'm not 14.

WTF is a caulk?

I'm from the South, so caulk rhymes with walk.

I went to the auto parts store to buy a battery once and asked the sales guy if I should go home and have my neighbor's husband jack me off, first. True story.

it's a adhesive