Now I am never gonna get through airport security..
 

Once they see how long my schlong is, they are gonna want to bring me in the back room just to make sure i am not smuggling elephant tusks into the country..

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080610...iationsecurity

While it allows the security screeners -- looking at the images in a separate room -- to clearly see the passenger's sexual organs as well as other details of their bodies, the passenger's face is blurred, TSA said in a statement on its website.