I want to surf the internet while I'm shitting. HELP!
 

Ok..... so I like to read while I'm sitting on the toilet. I've got a subscription to Time, Newsweek, Rollingstone, and Entertainment Weekly, but what I really want to do is surf the internet.

I've tried a PSP, and wanted to either pull my hair out, or beat the head of sony's CEO with it. I've seen the Iphone's version of the internet and it rocked (I think - didn't get to play with it much), but don't need a 2 year cellphone plan from ATT (my virgin pre-paid is just fine with how little I talk on my cell), so what do I need?

My laptop is too big, and I think an ultra portable would be too big too (I don't think I want a fold open screen), so what do I want? Must have Wi-fi (no shit - no pun intended), and must display webpages exactly like firefox would on my desktop, and be fast like my laptop's wifi.

Is an ipod touch what I want? Or do I really want one of those ultra portables (I've never seen exactly how small they are in person). Suggestions please.

It takes you that long to shit?

It's my "me time". :)

Asus Eee PC 4G Surf - Intel Mobile CPU, 802.11b/g Wireless, 512MB DDR2, 4GB SSD, 7" W
 

I was Just looking at this little laptop, I like it that it provides a 7" screen, which is way bigger then my Iphone, and a keyboard.

It runs on Linux which is perfect for me, and it comes with open office, so I could do numbers and shoot of letters if I needed too.

http://images.tigerdirect.com/skuima...-7206-main.jpg
7" and weighing only 2 lbs, running Linux.
$349.99 at Tiger Direct.

Yeah, I've been looking at them on the internet. I need to see one in person. The fact that it has an open up screen makes it seem too big for the bathroom, although when I see a picture of someone holding one they look tiny. But an actual keyboard does seem like a plus after fighting with the PSP to get to a webpage quickly.

I am way ahead of you on the shit and surf.

http://www.sonystyle.ca/common/image...380CN_en_1.jpg

This is what you need on your journey.

I hear ya.... that's exactly what I need, but I don't want to pay that much for my shit and surf. $400 tops.

Read a book... I always have a book in the toilet, takes me months to read it. I wonder how much bathroom time it ammounts too.

reading, surfing on the internet... as someone else said if you take that long to take a shit you're not healthy. If you just like to sit on the fucking toilet reading or surfing the web after youve taken a shit, youre even more unhealthy - youre relaxing in your own shit stench

I like quick reads.... that's why I have so many magazine subscriptions.

Between my multiple sclerosis, and the drugs I take to live with my multiple sclerosis, I'm not healthy. Not one bit. So..... any suggestions on surfing the web?

Bump! Is the Ipod Touch what I need? Is it fast on wi-fi?

shit 'n surf has a nice ring to it!... lol

I use my iPod touch and sometimes my PSP. The iPod is great for throne surfing.

hm ok... screw off the toilet bowl and use it as your office chair

just stare into the toilet and watch the turds float around in circles like a real man...

i think your thinking about it too much. Just get your shit over with and move along

The Asus EEE pc kicks ass. I personally play my DS when I shit. I enjoy the time disconnected from the rest of the planet.

The PSP was AWFUL for surfing the web. Painfully slow and pages didn't render correctly. Is the Ipod touch fast and all the pages look correct? Bookmarks for quick page changes?