the best idea I have ever come up with, ever!
 

We were at a bar the other night talking about this and the idea rocks... Well i know religion sells and its also dying out with future generations, I feel it really needs to adapt to the changing times or else it will someday vanish now that things are so easily documented. Anyways so here is my way to tap into the market in a major way. I want to start a ghetto sermon site...

Pretty much just like going to an online church but with a funny black man that cusses to get gods point across.

For example..
Regular church:
A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. [Luke 12:15]

Our Church:
A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. [Luke 12:15] Fuck yea Luke was a pimp you got listen to fuckin smart people like that mutha fucka Luke damn let me repeat that shit again, FUCK that was powerful.

We would be sreading the word of god in a humorous way and controversial so it would be HUGE.

I would make money from ads, donations but the big money for my church will come from our merchandising. Its gonna be bigger than Hanna Montana.


I can sell stickers and shirts, fuck it I can sell a whole line of products.. Condoms everything. It will be my way of getting religion super mainstream.

" God fuckin rocks"
" I'm going to heaven, where you going Biatch?"
" Hot church girls rock! "
" Jesus died for you bitch"

Damn I rock. :winkwink:

Guys don't be jealous you did not think of this first.

I'm sure we will be touring your city soon to a sell out crowd. Actually we will probably have to hit each city 3 times because we are gonna be that big so...

Running out to my Stickers Printer right now....

haha. :thumbsup