WOMEN OF GFY: i am making dinner tonight and there is 1 thing on the menu:
 

and that thing is LOVE

tired of your man not paying attention to you?
you are my princess my angel you are special to me

does your man not want to listen to you?
i want to hear your problems and be there for you, i want to be your shoulder to cry on, share your world with me and ill share mine with you.

Does your man put you down?
i will bring you up, you are beautiful to me. you are funny and amazing.

does your man not respect your job?
i respect you, i give you props for working hard and making your own way. you are an independent woman, the men that dont respect you are just afraid of you.

Does your man not tap you right?
i will lay the pipe on you like it was the firsttime we met eachother, i will make your toes curl, i will be the real man to lay you on the bed and show you how a real man is in bed.

women of GFY you are all invited to my place tonight to be served with a selection of the finest LOVE you have ever felt near your body.

Can I apply?

oh okay, i'll be sending some hookers to you then! lol :helpme :helpme :helpme

how much do you cost?

Spam!!11

can i keep metawoman warm while you entertain your guests?

Oh snap, I've missed your 20000th posts

i just tapped an asian woman and she kept asking me "how i got beeg dong"

who is beeg dong? and what does she mean?

I knew this thread was going to discuss the penis, it is Metaman and all.

i have no idea what you mean>?

i am priceless, a heart of gold and a cock that i have to carry a permit for.
i am the perfect mix between bad boy and soft.

aka every womans dream

only online ...

You seem to have gotten very frisky since your girlfriend dumped you a couple months ago.

still with the same girl,
i know it may seem like i am with alot of women because i am always surrounded by them.

smooth, i must admit... but dont be fooled ladies, its surely copy & paste material... :warning

Do like anal? Cause I only date guys who like anal. hahah

you cant copy love, its original and different for every women who meets me.