The Holy Bible Says Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Iran were given to America
 

The Holy Bible Says Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Iran were given to America by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in his second coming. The rising price of oil is a sign from God to his Son that the time has come for a crusade to be embarked on to free these holy places. It is only then that Jesus will show himself to men.

"I am Jesus of Nazareth! And they're coming to know the Lord! Why are those things happening? It's the last days! Saints, this is why we need to give to the Gospel now more than ever. You know naively say well I gave last year. Forget it! Last year it's gone! That cycle is over with! Seed time - harvest of last year is gone. Every season is a fresh season. We are in a fresh season. What, what you gave last year will not reap you anything this year. What you gave even a few months ago is gone, you got the harvest for that."

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