I want to visit the USA BUT.....
 

I want to come visit the USA, but I am scared of Kimbo Slice.

Is it true that he randomly punches people out if he feels like it?

Can the people of America guarantee that Kimbo Slice will not instantly punch me out the moment I get off the plane?

Do you think it would be pointless hiring a body guard?

Kimbo Slice is not good for American tourism :(

http://www.chestmeat.com/kimbo.jpg

I sale bodyguard cheap.

They have too many darkies that hate whitey

Kimbo sliced crocodile dundee

don't worry kimbo slice is not real - he is just a figurehead meant to set MMA back a few years.

I gurantee he won't even look at you.


I am Mediaguy. Me am strong.

lol..kimbo vs dundee in the cage

Kimbo is too busy signing autographs for his new film ....

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4...mbohulktf5.jpg

Just shoot him and you are done :D

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Kimbo Slice is the last of your worries, once you land they finger your ass then make you take off your shoes and walk across the filthy floor, if you have a beard then you get a free one way ticket to Guantanamo bay - that's about the only pro I can think of

stay out of new york city, florida(all), houston, New Orleans and L.A. and you'll be fine.

:)

He's not American, though, he wasn't born with a gun...

This is true, although I am sure a bullet would'nt stop Kimbo Slice.


I heard a rumour Kimbo Slice ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King, and got one.

I just saw him at LAX hitting a German tourist. Nobody is safe.

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he is a big dude.

I promise he will do you no harm. Just tell him I said so.

Hahaha...LOL

Aussies afraid of Americans? That just seems strange.

I wouldn't really worry about him