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ChefJeff 06-15-2008 03:52 PM

Let's take it a step further. What do you think happens after you die?
 
I think it's just lights out. You're done.

Reincarnation? Not sure that I buy that.

Heaven and hell. Who can say?

RobertD 06-15-2008 03:54 PM

When you die, you're dead.


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payd2purv 06-15-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertD (Post 14322680)
When you die, you're dead.

That about somes it up. Nothing happens after you die. People cry.

Babaganoosh 06-15-2008 03:59 PM

Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by,
That you might be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
And bury you down about six feet deep

They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks,
And all goes well, for about a week,
And then the coffin begins to leak!

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.

A great big worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.

You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what worms eat when you're dead.

Iron Fist 06-15-2008 04:00 PM

This thread is not delivering.

tony286 06-15-2008 04:02 PM

I agree lights out your done. Hopefully a few people remember you and carry your memory in their hearts.

aico 06-15-2008 04:04 PM

you shit your pants and piss yourself.

2MuchMark 06-15-2008 04:12 PM

You're dead! Lights out! Forever! Heaven is right here, right now, as fucked up as it is. Do this. Go make love with a beautiful person. Take a drive on a quiet highway at sunset or sunrise. Travel to your favorite place. Call your Mom. Have a 12 stripper peanut butter orgy. Teach someone something. Dance like no one's watching. Rent your favorite movie. Go camping. LIVE

k0nr4d 06-15-2008 04:56 PM

12 stripper peanut butter orgy eh?
Not sure the gf is gonna go for that, but i'll bring it up at dinner time tomorrow.

MediaGuy 06-15-2008 04:57 PM

My soul energy goes back to the cosmic stream to be redistributed amongst the new born conscious entities of which humans are just a part to be enlightened by my wisdom and experience...

Spunky 06-15-2008 05:07 PM

I'll come back as a eagle and fly around and catch salmons

xentech 06-15-2008 05:17 PM

Absolutely fuck all, I think it is ridiculous to assume otherwise based on no knowledge - just false hope.

davecummings 06-15-2008 05:26 PM

Nothing--we just cease to exist in any present or future form!

SomeCreep 06-15-2008 05:34 PM

Physically, when a person dies, their energy, i.e., all the biological processes which powered their organs and anotomy shuts down. That energy then transforms and dissipates into heat, sound, and other forms of energy. The body then decays and gets recycled into the earth, eventually becoming food for other organisms, atoms of which will eventually be used as the building blocks for other life or geological formations, such as rocks, trees, and plants.

I learned that in my first year of calculus based physics, general mechanics.

Tjeezers 06-15-2008 05:54 PM

Game Over
Account Terminated

qxm 06-15-2008 05:58 PM

Well.. IMO when you die there is no such thing as coming back as a cow or going to purgatory or 9 HElls... .when u die ur dead ... however I like the concept that when u die..this will be waiting for u:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...Navy_Shirt.jpg

Pleasurepays 06-15-2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14322799)
My soul energy goes back to the cosmic stream to be redistributed amongst the new born conscious entities of which humans are just a part to be enlightened by my wisdom and experience...

too bad more cam guys didn't die to enlighten you to the fact that java based video/chat solutions suck balls.

:2 cents:

Moraxian 06-15-2008 07:43 PM

When you die.... your heirs spend your hard earned money...

Libertine 06-15-2008 07:48 PM

World goes on, body decomposes, family cries. Of course, you won't be around to see any of that.

Peaches 06-15-2008 07:49 PM

We've had this discussion a few times here. IMO what happens is what you believe happens. If you believe in heaven, you go to heaven. If you believe you rot in a box, you rot in a box. If you believe in reincarnation, you are reincarnated. If you believe you'll float around the earth forever, you'll float around the earth forever.

Personally, I believe in heaven and believe I'll see my loved ones again.

Libertine 06-15-2008 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14323115)
We've had this discussion a few times here. IMO what happens is what you believe happens. If you believe in heaven, you go to heaven. If you believe you rot in a box, you rot in a box. If you believe in reincarnation, you are reincarnated. If you believe you'll float around the earth forever, you'll float around the earth forever.

Personally, I believe in heaven and believe I'll see my loved ones again.

If I believe I will rise from the grave as a zombie and infect half the world's population with the zombie virus, does that mean everyone's fucked?

Peaches 06-15-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14323118)
If I believe I will rise from the grave as a zombie and infect half the world's population with the zombie virus, does that mean everyone's fucked?

Nah, just those that believe they can be infected with a Zombie Virus - so you still have hope of getting a few :thumbsup

tical 06-15-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14322995)
too bad more cam guys didn't die to enlighten you to the fact that java based video/chat solutions suck balls.

:2 cents:

hahahahaha damn this made me laugh out loud :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Libertine 06-15-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14323137)
Nah, just those that believe they can be infected with a Zombie Virus - so you still have hope of getting a few :thumbsup

Note to self: stop believing in lung cancer, take up smoking again.

CaptainHowdy 06-15-2008 08:16 PM

Hopefully nothing happens...

DaddyHalbucks 06-15-2008 08:45 PM

Game over.

Eva PSC 06-15-2008 09:13 PM

lights out and you go into a deep coma. You may have some very deep dreams and it will look like the life never ended, you are just taking a looooong nap with dreams about you living a life.

SarahLLO 06-15-2008 11:26 PM

All I know is what I hope for: that I'll get to understand how the universe works and how life came to be and all that kind of stuff. That would be heaven for me :)

JP-pornshooter 06-15-2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14322799)
My soul energy goes back to the cosmic stream to be redistributed amongst the new born conscious entities of which humans are just a part to be enlightened by my wisdom and experience...

dont think of us as one being individually, as we all live on in the stream of dna
if you think of it as dna, we have been alive since the dawn of all life\

MandyBlake 06-15-2008 11:55 PM

i agree with you. i don't like to think about it too much tho or it starts to freak me out.

tranza 06-16-2008 06:48 AM

Hahaha...Game over!

EuroRev_Stacey 06-16-2008 06:52 AM

after you die, then you'll become a ghost!

hyperdrive 06-16-2008 08:56 AM

either ill be in heaven (10% chance).. or hell (90% chance).. OR better yet, ill just be reincarnated in a different body (european, perhaps?)

TheSenator 06-16-2008 08:59 AM

Energy is neither created or destroyed...just transformed.

So, with that being said you create your own reality.

sumphatpimp 06-16-2008 09:03 AM

if you had wore a rubber you would be alive today

pornguy 06-16-2008 09:06 AM

You ROT. Fast!

Mister E 06-16-2008 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14322799)
My soul energy goes back to the cosmic stream to be redistributed amongst the new born conscious entities of which humans are just a part to be enlightened by my wisdom and experience...

that and peanut butter...the politically incorrect spread for bread

Kudles 06-16-2008 11:41 AM

I don't think anything happens.

drunkmonkey 06-16-2008 12:12 PM

We did not exist before we were alive. We will not exist after.

Jimmy Rock 06-16-2008 12:15 PM

we never die

M0nk 06-16-2008 12:20 PM

you go back to te universe... right were you came from...it must feel like taking one of those loooooong naps

Martin 06-16-2008 12:25 PM

We leave this realm and enter a new consciousness.

kowalsky 06-16-2008 12:38 PM

What happen is nothing, just like was before life came.

Martin 06-16-2008 12:43 PM

The answer is in DMT.

MetaMan 06-16-2008 01:06 PM

i 100% believe in afterlife, and i 100% believe each and every one of us has a soul. i believe in a universal force between good and evil also. i do not believe in hell though.

i believe that your spirit it taken to someplace that we are not able to understand or even bother to start explaining.

that our soul is a type of endless eneergy and is takes to another dimension. ones which our 3d mind cannot see or hope of seeing in our current state.

ie: string theory / DMT as said above.

i believe the answer is a mix between both.

SexualDragon 06-16-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChefJeff (Post 14322678)
I think it's just lights out. You're done.



just like turning off a computer....nothing.:(

I hope to be pleasantly surprised

nico-t 06-16-2008 02:56 PM

i think at least something happens just because the thought of just being completely gone is too hard to grasp when you really start thinking about it.

GeoAdultKiel 06-16-2008 02:58 PM

Press Reset on the Xbox?


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