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���worst Song Lyric Ever Thread.. What's The Worst??����
We always have threads about best song, best lyric, etc
What's just the worst lyric that just makes no sense and is just retarded. Break it down.. What is the worst? I'll start with this. Fucking "motoring" lol Sister Christian Oh the time has come And you know that you're the only one To say O.K. Where you going What you looking for You know those boys Don't want to play no more with you It's true You're motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight Babe you know You're growing up so fast And mama's worrying That you won't last To say let's play Sister Christian There's so much in life Don't you give it up Before your time is due It's true It's true yeah Motoring What's your price for flight You've got him in your sight And driving thru the night Motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight Motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight (repeat) Sister Christian Oh the time has come And you know that you're the only one To say O.K. But you're motoring You're motoring |
Rock Me Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus |
It's a toss-up between Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots, or Jim Stafford.
Nah, it's Jim Stafford I remember when Mary Lou said "You wanna walk me home from school" And I said, "Yes, I do" She said, "I don't have to go right home And I'm the kind that likes to be alone As long as you would" I said, "Me, too" And so we took a stroll Wound up down by the swimmin' hole And she said, "Do what you want to do" I got silly and I found a frog In the water by a hollow log And I shook it at her And I said "This frog's for you" She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me You fool, you fool I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I want to be loved by you" Well, I think of that girl from time to time I call her up when I got a dime I say, "Hello, baby" She says, "Ain't you cool" I say, "Do you remember when "And would you like to get together again" She says, "I'll see you after school" I was shy and so for a while Most of my love was touch and smile Til she said, "Come on over here" I was nervous as you might guess Still looking for somethin' to slip down her dress And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear" She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me You fool, you fool I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I want to be loved by you" |
Social Distortion - "Story of My Life"
"High school seemed like such a blur/I never had much interest in sports or school elections" Hmmm, Mike... really?? And then the 3 minutes plus of the whiny "Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Life Story of My Liiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiife!" Just... awesome! |
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Blinded by the Light, I think by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.
Everyone I know always thought the chorus was: "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night." It doesn't sound like he is saying "duece" at all. Listen for yourself: https://youtube.com/watch?v=C6AFCJ1dLdg |
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the actual lyric is: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night |
This has got to be one of the best/worst lyrics ever
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or I dont want to see a ghost, its the sight that I fear most, rather have a piece of toast. |
no one has even mentioned ANY of diddy's library yet?
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Well I know the most hilarious lyrics that are local and that are close to non translatable. |
Not a chance anyone is going to beat this one.
Biz Markie - TSR (toilet stool rap) G-goobely-goo Ah-h-h-hm Ah yeah Now check it out I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea I always come out with a funky fresh idea Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john I hope my legendary style of rap lives on This's a hidden secret where classics come from Everybody has done it, even my man Run Only in there I am the king of the throne Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats That's the only way that I can get privacy And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see... Me sittin on a toilet Waitin for my bowels to move I got a doodoo rap I got a doodoo... Yo, bust it Let me tell you a little something bout this episode It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do What if I put a hype beat with the "p-pf 1-2"? Then I write some words, so I really can use it I think I would name this one Make The Music Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent Then I come out on stage like Superman But never show the people my masterplan Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it Only thing I can say is... I'm sittin on a toilet Waitin for my bowels to move I got a doodoo rap I got a doodoo Doodoo Doo-oo-oo Doo-doo-doo-doo Rrrhaaa |
Song! Song of the South!
Sweet potatuh pie an I shut my mouth!! |
My "favorite" Neil Young song:
King went a-runnin' after deer Wasn't scared of jumpin' off the truck in high gear King went a-sniffin' and he would go Was the best old hound dog I ever did know. I had a dog and his name was King I told the dog about everything There in my truck the dog and I Then one day the King up and died. Then I thought about the times we had Once when I kicked him when he was bad Old King sure meant a lot to me But that hound dog is history. |
Can't believe this one hasn't made it:
"MMMBop" Oh oh oh oh oh Yeah You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast Oh yeah And they're gone so fast, yeah Oh So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there And when you get old and start losing your hair Tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care? Oh care Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du Yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du Yeah Oh yeah In an Mmmbop they're gone Yeah yeah Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows Oh, no one knows Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du, yeah Oh Yeah oh In an mmm bop they're gone Oh yeah oh In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmm bop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmm bop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're not there Until you lose your hair Oh But you don't care Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du, yeah Yeah Oh yeah oh oh So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there And hen you get old and start losing your hair Tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care? Oh care Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du, care Can you tell me? oh No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? oh You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me? oh (Which flower's going to grow?) No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? oh (If it's going to be a daisy or a rose?) You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me? oh (which flower's going to grow?) No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? oh You say you can but you don't know Oh yeah You say you can but you don't know You dont know You dont know, oh Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du, care Oh Can u tell me? oh No you can't 'cause you don't know Can u tell me? oh You say you can but you don't know Can u tell me? oh No you can't 'cause you don't know Can u tell me? You say you can but you don't know |
Sammy Stevens - Mini Mall Rap
Sammy Stevens - Mini Mall Rap
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, oh yea you can find them at the market we talkin bout flea market Montgomery, its just like, its just like a mini-mall oh yeah, come shop with us I said flea market, Montgomery its just like, its just like, a mini-mall, hey hey you heard me come shop, living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, we got it you need it, you'll find it, its just like its just like a mini-mall, hey hey, you heard me come shop, I said flea market, Montgomery its just like, its just like, a mini-mall, hey hey living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, oh yea you can find them at the market we talkin bout flea market Montgomery, its just like, its just like a mini-mall hey hey, don't stop, lets make it a dance come on now to the left (to the left) to the right (to the right)lets do this dance hey, to the left (to the left), to the right (to the right), lets make this a dance flea market, Montgomery, it keeps you from jumpin its just like, its just like a mini-mall check it out now, everybody, like this now, hey hey flea market, Montgomery its just like, its just like, a mini-mall don't stop, lets dance flea market, Montgomery its just like, its just like, a mini-mall (lets break it on down now, aww yeah I know you gunna like this come on now) its just like, (you know what Im saying) its just like, (you know what I mean) its just like, (you know it, so why don't you just come on and sing it) its just like, its just like, a mini-mall (aww yeah you said it, its just like, its just like a mini-mall, aww yeah you like this come on flea market) |
<insert lyrics of all 50 cent songs here>
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Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around You're gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh Bennie she's really keen She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine Bennie and the Jets Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight our parents out in the streets To find who's right and who's wrong https://youtube.com/watch?v=KfRFJSLOFiI --T |
"Really love your peaches...wanna shake your tree."
(Steve Miller) Puke-inducing lameness. |
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there's too many bad ones to pick a worst.
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Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids I tried to fuck your mom in the ass tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog and it's ass We Wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog I Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate But I found the dog Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister. (It's a Mexican pirate) We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog Fuck you! |
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Basically all the lyrics for that "I wanna be a rockstar" piece of shit by those nickelback faggots
Edit: Also, any given Avril Lavinge "song" |
I forgot about the late, great, Wesley Willis.
---------------------- Suck a polar bear's funky ass! Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup! Suck a donkey's shitty ass! Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a European bison's smelly ass! Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip! Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream! Suck a hyena's spermy dick! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a llama's shitty asshole! Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack! Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole! Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick ------------------ Then he would throw in a random fast food slogan, like "taco bell, make a run for the border!" I think he was actually an insane homeless person who someone got put on MTV. |
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Billy Don't Be A Hero
by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods The marchin' band came down along Main Street The soldier blues fell in behind I looked across and there I saw Billy Waiting to go and join the line And with her head upon his shoulder His young and lovely fiancee From where I stood I saw she was cryin' And through her tears I heard her say Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside The battle raging all around The sergeant cried, We've got to hang on, boys! We've got to hold this piece of ground I need a volunteer to ride up And bring us back some extra men And Billy's hand was up in a moment Forgettin' all the words she said She said Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me I heard his fiancee got a letter That told how Billy died that day The letter said that he was a hero She should be proud he died that way I heard she threw that letter away ... The marchin' band came down along Main Street The soldier blues fell in behind I looked across and there I saw Billy Waiting to go and join the line And with her head upon his shoulder His young and lovely fiancee From where I stood I saw she was cryin' And through her tears I heard her say Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside The battle raging all around The sergeant cried, We've got to hang on, boys! We've got to hold this piece of ground I need a volunteer to ride up And bring us back some extra men And Billy's hand was up in a moment Forgettin' all the words she said She said Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me I heard his fiancee got a letter That told how Billy died that day The letter said that he was a hero She should be proud he died that way I heard she threw that letter away ... |
Hahaha...funny thread!
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