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Christina T. 06-19-2008 07:15 AM

Why is it hard to find a "man" who can satisfy me in bed?
 
Well men? You need to take a course or something cause most of the time I never reach the apex of orgasmic state.


Woman do you agree?

Juicy D. Links 06-19-2008 07:17 AM

you sunond like a whore

munki 06-19-2008 07:18 AM

Time to rethink who you are taking to bed... My girl has no issues with my performance in bed... I have to stop myself from giving her a standing ovation everytime... it's all about chemistry or something I guess...

Babaganoosh 06-19-2008 07:19 AM

I wonder why women think they deserve an orgasm. If she won't cook, clean or at least rub my back, why should I expend the energy required to make sure she cums? As long as I get mine, that's all that matters.

Make a nice dinner or at least put on some nice clothes and I will make your toes curl. You get out of a situation what you put into it. Nothing more.

pornguy 06-19-2008 07:19 AM

Maybe because your pussy looks like the opening to the Lincoln tunnel???

Juicy D. Links 06-19-2008 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 14348206)
Maybe because your pussy looks like the opening to the Lincoln tunnel???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Czech 06-19-2008 07:21 AM

It takes 2 to have a good f--- :winkwink:

MichelleB 06-19-2008 07:21 AM

Why did you even post that here? You just opened yourself up for a lot of sarcasm.

Christina T. 06-19-2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Michelle (Post 14348215)
Why did you even post that here? You just opened yourself up for a lot of sarcasm.

I speak what is on my mind , so you are saying you are satisfied all the time?

Christina T. 06-19-2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 14348206)
Maybe because your pussy looks like the opening to the Lincoln tunnel???

Maybe you need to discover how to please a woman?

Christina T. 06-19-2008 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 14348196)
My girl has no issues with my performance in bed...


that is what she has embedded in your brain... In reality she is unsatisfied and probably never had orgasm with you :2 cents:

HorseShit 06-19-2008 07:26 AM

most guys try to get off asap when it comes to diseased ones

2012 06-19-2008 07:29 AM

... i dont care as long as I get mine, cant you diddle yourself or something?

GeoAdultKiel 06-19-2008 07:35 AM

I can both diddle AND daddle

;)

Your Mothers Secret 06-19-2008 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348224)
Maybe you need to discover how to please a woman?

For you requires a Shop-Vac :1orglaugh

TubeTitans_SusieQ 06-19-2008 07:48 AM

Its really not hard to find a man that can please a woman......you need to be vocal and tell them what you want and how you want it, if you can't, don't blame it on the boys lol

ChefJeff 06-19-2008 07:49 AM

Let's see some photos of this Christina T.

Pleasurepays 06-19-2008 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348183)
Well men? You need to take a course or something cause most of the time I never reach the apex of orgasmic state.


Woman do you agree?

maybe because you're an obnoxious cunt that decent guys try to avoid?

Violetta 06-19-2008 07:53 AM

what is it you miss? Or dont like?

pornguy 06-19-2008 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348224)
Maybe you need to discover how to please a woman?

Since im not the one making the stupid ass comments like you did, opening yourself up for sarcasm, you should take it all in stride.

And my wife seems pretty pleased.

Vick! 06-19-2008 07:56 AM

Why its hard to find a woman who doesn't sound like a slut? and haven't slept with multiple men?

Isradude 06-19-2008 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14348189)
you sunond like a whore

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh she does sound like a whore ......

JamesK 06-19-2008 08:13 AM

I could say the same about women. Don't act like every woman knows how to satisfy a man. It's just that men don't bitch as much.

pornbling 06-19-2008 08:16 AM

Well we men don't have any kind of problem to cum because our fucking g spot is very spotable and no matter how ugly a woman is, a man will always cum. Men must always cum first no matter what because the human race needs new individuals...

Tom_PM 06-19-2008 08:19 AM

First, you say that you cant find a man to give you an orgasm.
Second, you tell someone who says his wife orgasms that she's just faking it.

Sounds to me like the error is that you've convinced yourself that it's not possible.

sexyclicks 06-19-2008 08:20 AM

hit up Metaman

Juicy D. Links 06-19-2008 08:21 AM

Ill lick your clit and pussy till you scream my name!!!!!!!!!!

alby_persignup 06-19-2008 08:21 AM

maybe you're expecting too much...

Casa Nova 06-19-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 14348206)
Maybe because your pussy looks like the opening to the Lincoln tunnel???

The Sleeve of Wizard. :1orglaugh

sicone 06-19-2008 08:24 AM

What the fuck are you talking about, I cum every time I have sex

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alby_persignup (Post 14348477)
maybe you're expecting too much...


too much to ask for a orgasm when the guy came all over me ?

halfpint 06-19-2008 08:27 AM

Could be you are a lesbian and dont know it yet, maybe pussy would please you more than a cock and a mans tongue:2 cents:

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isradude (Post 14348369)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh she does sound like a whore ......

I am far from a whore , just stating facts that most of you men cant please me or any woman

mrwilson 06-19-2008 08:28 AM

You have not met me :1orglaugh

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Mothers Secret (Post 14348313)
For you requires a Shop-Vac :1orglaugh


have you ever experienced a woman orgasm?

Quagmire 06-19-2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348512)
I am far from a whore , just stating facts that most of you men cant please me or any woman

There is a difference between fact and opinion. Look the words up. :1orglaugh

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 14348513)
You have not met me :1orglaugh

you are from England? then you definately would not be able to please me or any woman :2 cents:

Tom_PM 06-19-2008 08:29 AM

Since you're ignoring my comment, I'll ask a question instead.

Have you ever given yourself an orgasm?

Follow up, have you ever told your man what gets you off?

Isradude 06-19-2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348512)
I am far from a whore , just stating facts that most of you men cant please me or any woman

ohhhh come on ....... how many men have you been with ?

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14348524)
Since you're ignoring my comment, I'll ask a question instead.

Have you ever given yourself an orgasm?

Follow up, have you ever told your man what gets you off?



I always orgasm when I masturbate, why do I need to tell you men? Any able bodied man should know :2 cents:

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isradude (Post 14348530)
ohhhh come on ....... how many men have you been with ?

chamesh meot

Christina T. 06-19-2008 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 14348525)
There is a difference between fact and opinion. Look the words up. :1orglaugh

get your facts straight , men do NOT know anything about pleasing a woman

Quagmire 06-19-2008 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348538)
get your facts straight , men do NOT know anything about pleasing a woman

Now you're talking out your ass, which isn't all that surprising considering where your head is firmly planted.

Tom_PM 06-19-2008 08:33 AM

haha, you credit men with being born with the knowledge of how to give a woman an orgasm?

Amazing that when a woman says "you should know" it really means he has absolutely NO idea wtf you're talking about. Or have I lived on another planet all of my life? lol

Juicy D. Links 06-19-2008 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348538)
get your facts straight , men do NOT know anything about pleasing a woman

you need 3 big black men to rail you hard with there cocks then you will never say men cant give you orgasm

Isradude 06-19-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348533)
chamesh meot

lolo so you are a whore ...... and if you did it for free you're just a slut :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 06-19-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348531)
I always orgasm when I masturbate, why do I need to tell you men? Any able bodied man should know :2 cents:



-Do you lick balls when giving beej's on da brajole???????????

-Do you pinky my ass while giving me head?


huh huh?????????????

Voodoo 06-19-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 14348538)
get your facts straight , men do NOT know anything about pleasing a woman

Maybe you should be a lesbian. Men don't want women who are difficult to please.

Juicy D. Links 06-19-2008 08:35 AM

ill pu t my money on this that she prob gives the worst bj and also just lays there not doing anything no wonder you aint getting pleasure get to work biatchhhhhhhh

stickyfingerz 06-19-2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 14348196)
Time to rethink who you are taking to bed... My girl has no issues with my performance in bed... I have to stop myself from giving her a standing ovation everytime... it's all about chemistry or something I guess...

I agree Munki is wonderful in bed! :winkwink::error:1orglaugh:upsidedow:Oh crap


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