| Compdoctor |
06-19-2008 09:18 AM |
Thursday's Joke
Guy decides to go bear hunting so he goes in to a gun shop to buy the equipment he needs,the man in the shop sells him a pistol and off he goes in to the woods
After an hour or so he spots a bear and shoots until the gun is empty but misses. The bear walks up to him and says"were you shooting at me"
The man is stunned and doesn't answer so the bear fucks him up the arse.
Later the man goes back to the shop and returns the pistol and angrily says"I'm gonna need a bigger gun"
So the shopkeeper gives him a 12 bore shotgun and the man heads back in to the woods.
After a short time the man again spots the bear and shoots until he has no ammo left but misses every time, again the bear walks over to him and says "are you shooting at me" again the man dosnt reply so the bear fucks him up the arse again.
By this time the man is raging and storms back to the shop and returns the shot gun and says this time i want the most deadly gun in the shop, this time the man gives him a machine gun and off in to the woods he marched
Once again,this time when he found the bear he took careful aim and fired every bullet he had at it but once again he missed,this time the bear walked over to him, put its arm around him and said,
"IM STARTING TO THINK THAT YOU'RE NOT JUST HERE FOR THE HUNTING!!!"
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