Hilarious names
 

Everyone heard of funny names.like:Short Dick,Dorkoff Arthur,Armand Hammer,Bess Eaton,Brighton Early,Dick Bender,Drew Peacock and others...but the others i would like you to post.:1orglaugh:pimp

Craven Moorehead

Austin, Texas. mid 80's. Actually found the name Buster Titzoff in the phonebook.

LMAO! :1orglaugh

those names are hilarious!

Nosmo King - Probably an urban legend. Supposedly a woman named her baby after a sign in the hospital.
Delicious Peters - Actual name of an old man that has lived here for many years.

there is a list of names like that. Saw it one time here. and also company names that were made with good intentions, but when you read them together or what not, they form some funny shit.

Adam Baum
Adam Zapel
Al Bino
Al Dente
Al Fresco
Al K. Seltzer
Alf A. Romeo
Ali Katt
Amanda Lay (real person)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Amber Green
Andy Friese (as in antifreeze, a real race car driver)
Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Friske, Anita Knapp
Anita Lay, Anita Little, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay, Anita Shower
Anna Graham
Anna Prentice (an apprentice)
Anna Recksiek (anorexic)
Anna Sasin
Anne Teak
Annette Curtain
Annie Howe, Annie Matter
April May (a real person I knew in high school)
April Schauer (allegedly a real person)
Aretha Holly
Armand Hammer
Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers
B.A. Ware
Barb Dwyer
Barb E. Dahl
Barbara Seville
Barry Cade
Bea Minor and Dee Major
Beau Archer, Beau Tye
Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover
Ben Marcata (a musical term)
Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)
Biff Wellington
Bill Board
Bill Ding
Bill Foldes
Bill Loney
Billy Rubin
Bob Apple
Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Kitty Katz
Bonnie Ann Clyde
Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)
Brandon Cattell
Brighton Early
Brock Lee
Brooke Trout
Bud Light
Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)
Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman
C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor)
C. Senor
Candace Spencer (can dispenser)
Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet
Cara Sterio (alleged real person)
Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name)
Carrie Oakey
Casey Macy
Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts
Chris Coe
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Chuck U. Farley
Chuck Waggon
Claire Annette
Constance Noring
Count Dunn, Count Orff
Coyne Flatt (real person)
Craven Moorehead
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters
Crystal Glass, Crystal Snow
D. Kay, DDS
D. Liver
Dan D. Lyons
Dan Druff
Dan Saul Knight
Darren Deeds
Dick Bender (real sports person)
Dick Burns
Dick Bush (real person)
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)
Dick Head, Dick Hertz
Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician)
Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)
Dick Mussell
Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)
Dick Rasch (real person)
Dick Swett
Dick Tator
Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Dilbert Pickles
Dinah Soares
Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm)
Don Key
Donald Duck
Donny Brook
Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)
Doug Graves
Doug Hole
Doug Witherspoon
Douglas Furr
Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now)
Dr. Bender (Chiropracter)
Dr. Butcher
Dr. DeKay, DDS
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. E. Ville
Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)
Dr. Gutstein
Dr. Hanus
Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)
Dr. Hymen
Dr. I. Ball (optometrist)
Dr. Kauff
Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii)
Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course!
Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)
Dr. Pullham
Dr. Slaughter
Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)
Drew Peacock
Duane Pipe
Dusty Rhodes
Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann)
Edna May (or may not)
Earl E. Bird
Earl Lee Riser
Easton West
Eaton Wright and Liv Good
Ella Vader
Eric Shinn
Ernie Coli (E. Coli) owns a Mexican restaurant - would you eat HERE?
Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)
Evan Keel
Faith Christian
Fanny O'Rear
Father A. Long
Ferris Wheeler
Ford Parker
Forrest Green
Dr. Frank Bonebreak (real doctor)
Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse)
Gaye Jolly
Gail Storm (Wendy Storm, Dusty Storm and Rory Storm)
Gene Poole
Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish)
Gil Fish
Ginger Rayl, Ginger Vitus
Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you)
H. Wayne Carver, MD (Connecticut medical examiner who carves up dead people.)
Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series)
Harden Thicke
Harold Assman (and you thought that Seinfeld episode was just a joke)
Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Beard, Harry Beaver
Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)
Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry Legg, Harry Hooker, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters, Harry Lipp
Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)
Harry R. M. Pitts
Hazle Nutt
Heidi Clare
Helen Back
Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite)
Holly McRell
Holly Day, Holly Wood

Dick Fitzwell
Harry Balzonya
Hugh Jorgan
hugh Jass
Phil McCrevis
Pat McCrotch

It's a big list!

Mr.CoolIce
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:1orglaugh

Dick Trickle the Nascar Driver has always been funny as hell to me...my second fave has to be Ron Tugnutt a former NHL Goalie

Had a friend whose mother was on the board of immigration .. had a Vietnamese woman whose Name was Phuk Mi, they advised that she change it.

The wife went to college with a guy whose name was Robert Loblaw, Sadly he had shortened it to Bob.. (Bob Lowblaw and it was Pronounced "Ba blah blah")

Honestly .. you think more parents would think of the consequences before assigning a name that is yours for life:2 cents:

Mr. Cool Ice.

Cocoa Crisp. Baseball player, or breakfast cereal?

One of my brothers had a friend when he was a kid named Bob Loblaw. But you have to say it out loud.

there used to be a elroy hisboy in the indianapolis phone book a long time ago.