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Compdoctor 06-23-2008 12:26 PM

Monday's Joke
 
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

woj 06-23-2008 12:30 PM

that's a pretty bad joke, but still :1orglaugh

I'm Looking For A... 06-23-2008 12:33 PM

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

very funny

ProducerCashDave 06-23-2008 12:35 PM

lol...........

tranza 06-23-2008 12:45 PM

Boring.......................

TubeTitans_SusieQ 06-23-2008 01:19 PM

thats really cute..

D Ghost 06-23-2008 01:52 PM

wow just wow

Manowar 06-23-2008 01:56 PM

so lame but still funny

MichaelP 06-23-2008 02:03 PM

Dear Doctor.. Deffly not your best one here :winkwink:

Eva PSC 06-23-2008 02:15 PM

sinko de mayo ...hahahha

qxm 06-23-2008 02:19 PM

lol .........

SBJ 06-23-2008 02:28 PM

I feel dumber for reading this one :1orglaugh

pornguy 06-23-2008 02:31 PM

Thats an old joke, and told here in Mexico quite often.

Violetta 06-23-2008 02:41 PM

very bad... lol

VeriSexy 06-23-2008 05:54 PM

heh.. gave me a chuckle

Spunky 06-23-2008 06:11 PM

Grog..that wasn't so good man

shekinah 06-23-2008 06:17 PM

lol.. that made me chuckle!:1orglaugh


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