I Was Looking For A New Girlfriend..
 

I went out with some other webmaster buddy of mine yesterday and we were looking for a new girl for me. I didnt ask much, i just wanted a dutch girl with class, which smokes loads of pot and smokes while riding her bicycle.
Too bad all girls we found to fit in the criteria were just ugly as fuck and had hair under their arms.
Not a single fucking hot girl, smoking on her bike. Not even one stopping at the Coffeeshop´s to buy some pot. I´am so dissapointed from Amsterdam.. :Oh crap

So therefore we can safely assume that smoking pot is not an effective way of finding girlfriends - unless you like hairy armpits and are ugly as fuck.

The problem is something different. Iam a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality. I take lots of drugs and i still get my shit managed. But to find a female part with the same attitudes is harder then it seems.
I shoudnt have sent the girl from Croatia back home.. :Oh crap

I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time man.

Yeah i need that.. it was the same day when that gay grandpa was yelling at me :(

http://www.potpartner.com/
Good luck. I don't see a no-armpit-hair box on you can tick though!
;)

Where are you from honey? :Graucho:Graucho:Graucho

I gotta move there...

:Oh crap:Oh crap

This is madness!

You would date a dutch woman living in amsterdam?

I wouldn't even date a tourist visiting amsterdam that place is nasty.

Wait a second .... hold up.... You mean to tell me , Your in Amsterdam and can't hook-up???

WTF the fuck is going on here. Tube sites , content thieves . and now a porn friendly homie can't hookup in lala land.

Cummon guy get back out there and make us proud :)

Post some pics.

shave your palms and switch hands

I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.

Ok I stand corrected :thumbsup:thumbsup

Thats a tall order though. I don't think those women are around anymore. I don't think you can find an Asian to do that for you these days.

That hunt might take more than an after noon.

Check this site out. Stoner chicks are cool :) http://www.potspace.com/

FYI Stoner chicks dont cook though

Good luck, most women these days have that "I'm an individual not your bitch!" attitude, they all need a good hard smack to the face to set them back in their spot.

Do You Europeans still care about people's handicapped, i was thinkin you past this ignorancy age
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I think you're looking for a helper or maid, not a gf? :helpme :error

I can found you matching girl if you want.

I could get you a pic of a hot girl on a bike smoking pot :D

God, guys are so mean. With such attitude, you will never meet anyone nice and worthwhile.

that hard is to find a girl in Amsterdam? .... damn!

That sucks!!

good luck muck!

humble too :1orglaugh

Just pray to god you never get involved in any accident smart ass. :2 cents:

hair under the arms is sexy!!!!!!

man that's fucked up. look around hope you find your girl.

Use that as your opening line, i am sure you'll find someone...:thumbsup

try to hit me up, maybe i could help!