Why is it that when you tell a girl you want to fuck her in the ass, she replies with
 

let me stick something in your ass first


?!?!?!:mad:

lol so did you let her?

lmao because, why would you think they would like it unless their used to it?

cause she probably had someone force it in and it hurt her in the past.
try convincing her that you be gentle and if that doesn't work then stick something in your ass if you want it that much :1orglaugh or find another lady to do it with that likes it.

I think the translation is: No.

clearly lol

clearly time to find another girl lol

you should let her do it, it won;t hurt you :D

Hmm I get yelled at if I dont.. :winkwink:

stick a carrot in your ass and have her chew that shit out

just might turn her on

It all starts out as a finger then gradually a fist :(

try chloroform bro... no discussion will be needed...

HAHA....that's so true!

bahahhaha this deserves post of the year

but its not just one girl.. its all of them

Why do you ask? Just do it and stop being a Pussy....

Bingo....

Well said sir. :thumbsup

at last someone in the know :thumbsup

Dont forget the BANANA:Oh crap

hehehhehehheheh.......sigh. So true

Just explain to your mom that you'll use lube.

I did not know we were talking about his mom,,,,,there is no problem then, I heard she has been the Navy's favorite port of call. She is well known as Navy Anal anue nue:2 cents:

Hehehe you are the devil!
:1orglaugh

LOL true

it's because we want you to feel firstly what it feels like and then you can decide whether you want to do it to us (and we promise we will be VERY gentle!!). Plus, all the joys should be shared together, so why don't you start and show the way? :)

Exactly!!! Amen to that :winkwink::thumbsup

Maybe you should try the... Honey, I love you so much... I´ve never had anal sex with a girl, and I think it would be the first time for both of us...

Or... Maybe get her doggy style, and ACCIDENTALLY cornhole her...

The cloroform sounded like a good idea too... Does anyone know where I could buy some of that?

I find that plenty of party favors can usually get my woman to offer up anal on her own :)

Ask her if she knows where the prostate is... then say go the fuck ahead, best orgasms ever

Did you start by inserting 1 finger while your where fucking her? You shouldn't just stick your cock in there when it's dry.

sticking something in our ass gives you what? .. but sticking out lil monster into your ass takes us heaven :winkwink:

give her an oil as a gift??

YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowowowo hook me up, RIMJOB!

Well they'll never know unless they try... :winkwink:

never gotten that response actually. you must be trying it with the wrong girls.

You really like to rimm huh?

don't let her tell you no, just shove it in

then she is probably scared, but you can usually ease her fears with "if you love me you will" or "we'll see"

my last two girlfriends said they would never take it in the ass, but about a week later they were eating their words :1orglaugh

My ass is exit only!

Dont ruin my fantasy baby! :winkwink:

Well said!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


I second that.

If you like it... then enjoy it...

so im gusssing you like anal sex lol

I do remember one girl telling be straight up to not even THINK about it, lmao. Clearly someone had just gone for the gusto before and she was not at all amused. She did have a killer ass though.

just bend over and take it like a man...

or as suggested, chloroform works too

lolol bitch

dont ask it again just do it:winkwink:
maybe that will help :winkwink:

hehe Eva had a very good point :) Unless you have already proven to her how gentle and considerate you are in bed, be ready for these kinds of questions. :) In other words, if she already thought you'd be gentle enough and slow enough for her, she wouldn't be defensive.