XXX IronMan at the XBiz Summer Forum
 

The XXX IronMan makes a pit stop at the Xbiz Summer Forum to host the first XXX Boat Races on July 9th and 10th poolside.

What are boat races you may ask! Well?

Teams consist of 5 players each. Each team lines up opposite each other, two teams compete at one time. Each team member is given a full of glass of beer and places it in front of them on the table. The players can not touch their glass before the game begins. The first players on each team start the game by drinking all of their beer and holding the glass upside down over their head when done. When the glass is held upside down over their head it signals the second person to drink his/her beer and so on. This continues until the last person, the anchor, drinks their beer to finish the race. Any spillage will result in a penalty chug post game by the anchor.

Competition will take place in bracket formation and double elimination is possible depending on the final number of teams.

Preliminaries will begin on July 9th at 2pm and Semi-Finals and Finals will take place on July 10th at 2pm.

The Winning team is awarded $2500 CASH!

http://www.xxxironman.com/xbizad.jpg

Current Team Captains include:
Kristen ? Evil Angel Cash
Luca ? Triple 10 Vault
RyuLion ? Latin Dollars
Dwreck ? WebCamCash
Bryan ? Platinum Bucks

Special Thanks go out to the Summer Forum sponsors that include Epoch, Spunky Cash, Diabolic Dollars, National Net, It?s Your Porn, and CherryPimps!

Register NOW or stop by the XXX Iron Man cabana to grab a cocktail, start training, and register your team!

Hell yes!

Will Javors be man enough to head the XBIZ team??? :winkwink:

Damn! I am gonna miss this :(

Remember how small the porn poker tour was small little event! Well the Iron Man is turing out be the event of the summer.

I know everyone is a shit talker so here is my open challenge step the fuck up! Win or lose lets see what you got.

*insert lame over used ghey joke now by haters now*

Cmon im ready!

I plan on having the first all female team! Where my bitches at ! LOL

Thisa will be great, I'm flying in just for the event :D

If you're the captain of an "All Female Team" what does that make you?

im making team starpimps and friends

icq me a/s/l + hot pics if possible...be on the winning team

ok i will play along..... Gay

Happy now! LOL

hit me up if you wanna be in my team..
you must NOT be a newbee at this!

Looks like fun!!

:)

look at Alex playing the role!

I made that clown puke in mexico! No joke!

You might as well, since it seems that women have been historically better at Beer Pong then the men. In fact, at Cybernet Expo..... The girls kicked ass and walked away with the prize.

Granted, this IronMan is a bit different.... But I'm placing my bets on the chicks this time!

I think Steve needs a wingman :)

Well I banked on you winning at Cybernet expo and you lost to the girls :(

Hope you have improved your training since then :winkwink:

He always looses to girls....

I think I might just have to get myself involved...

i've been practicing chugging water... does that help?!?! :winkwink:

I'd say that would be a good idea, but Shaft would likely want to participate and we all know he has problems taking jello shots, let alone an entire beer.

I am not even going to practice. The team I am on will dominate no matter what... we are all lushes!! hehe

Dwreck! pick me! you know I'm your favorite!

not if you're drinking against a Mexican..:2 cents:

Why don't you just kick me in the balls while you're at it..:2 cents: :(

:1orglaugh

You did see that the competition involves beer and not wine coolers right?

Damn! Ken just got owned!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/owned.jpg

woot woot for XXXIRONMAN! This is going to be AWESOME!

Alex (RyuLion) just to help you remember the beating in San Francisco this is part of Team www.soloslutcash.com avoid underestimating them again if you see them or its going to be another huge loss.

Im banking on you to make up for Cybernet,dont let me down please :thumbsup

Claire XXXX

http://www.kingscastleuk.com/girls/g...serialNumber=1

gogo for the competition :) beer for everyone!

... The Beer MUST Flow!

That was my second question. My first was, what kind of beer?

Just for you we'll try to wrangle up some Pabst Blue Ribbon or maybe some Naty Light! It's too hard to use Tall Boys so their out, sorry!

This is going to be a great event. BTW - the Porn Poker Tour will be back for Internext.

That should keep me out of the competition.

Thanks Claire..
Again: girls are lucky sometimes, specially because they just throw the balls without aiming..:2 cents:

haha hell yes :thumbsup IN IT TO WIN IT

I am down... J

If you have an opening let me know - I have been training and I am in prime drinking shape

Alrght I am representing the Epoch team, need a couple of good teammates, Luca Are you in? Jack you forgot to tell them that there will be testing for steroids or other performance enhancing drugs. One last thing can we drink something else beside bud or Coorsm I can bring my own, LOL

You're in!

Ouch..... LOL

So I see how it is Mr. Avalanche....

NO wine coolers...... WTF

I guess I will have to BYOB then.....

i've already got most of my team... maybe we can merge into one team?? what are the rules on substitutes? 8 players... 3 subs lol

ohhhhhh shit, it ON.....

You have to be shitting me, you're asking about substitutes? O R'LY!

No substitutes, no designated drinkers...You should get penalized for asking.

I'm a marathon runner not a sprinter lol

this is gonna get messy

Lol looks like it'll be fun

We'll have a can nearby in case you need to...well....free up some stomach space....

You're definitely not the anchor then :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bryan, you are done! We have "the hand" and Robbie on our team. Claudia Marie as cheer leader, which will be a HUGH distraction for everbody, including us...LOL. Looking to get Porno Dan as anchor. God help us, should be a fun time at least!!! :thumbsup... J

PlatinumBucks team needs two ringers,
applications now being accepted :)

Wine coolers...... You've got to be kidding me!

Dude I am so ready for this. I am going to training every night until the show.

Plus we just one of the Miss XBIZ contestants to be on our team as well.