I at airport security checkpoint is like 2 miles longgggg fuckkkk
 

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No - you will wait for your anal cavity check :)

you really want help? here you go:

limp towards the ticket/help/baggage checking counter and say the following:

"hey, i don't want to be a bother, but i can hardly walk, i have a plastic pole in my leg from a car accident. i can't stand for long periods of time, so standing in that line is kind of bothersome."

what happens next?

they radio for someone to walk up with a wheelchair and they wheel you past the security line.

i have done this twice. the last two times in a row i've flown actually. works like a charm.

so anyway they will wheel you past everyone, as they do with crippled people, usually down the same private line flight attendants and pilots walk through.

the last time i did it, after i got through security, they had arranged for someone on one of those golf cart looking things to pick me up.

it worked out flawlessly. by the time i arrived to my gate my plane was already boarding.

i recommend everybody exploits this trick. it was initially taught to me by egod, minutes before him pulling it off live on webcam for me. i literally saw the person behind him pushing him down the private line in a wheelchair through his laptop webcam. ever since then i've been hooked.

do that shit juicy.

Faze that is really to anal hobbit of you. Seriously that is like parking in a gimp spot. Seriously pretending to be handicapped to get a privileged, dear gawd.

what it is, is awesome.

edit: but yes, definitely a bit immature and heartless, but convenient nonetheless.

People that parked in handicapped and are not handicapped - key their car keyed when I walk by it...

When you are a real gimp and for example all the attendants are busy with others or say a real fat ass who can not manage walking 60 feet anymore and needs everyone to bend to his needs, it can get on ones nerves.

Seriously if you want the special treatment just rent a gimp to go with you places. Hell take one to a amusement park, you also get front of line access and can ride rides multiple times without getting off. There is more too.

Just man do not abuse that shit solo. That is fucked up.

I block them in and get them towed. Glad to see you let them off easy.

Yes number 8 on my cell is the tow company.

whatever. one of my childhood friends is handicapped and he would commend me for it.

everyone in the security line staring me down with hate in their eyes was just jealous because they either didn't think of it first or they didn't have the balls to execute with the finesse i did.

there's no reason to get emotional about it. it's just a cheat code. warp to level 9.

also i fucking hate when people try to get mother theresa about harmless bullshit. especially on a board dedicated to pushing smut to the masses. that's a bad look "after shock media". in the big picture, there is a huge chance you're a way bigger scumbag than i am. i'm just throwing that out there. don't judge me for my leet airport hax.

i am in terminal now i am sexiest man here

Not getting emotional about it at all. Just feel it is fairly low.
I am not even sure what you mean about "that's a bad look". It has nothing at all to do with supplying porn to people either really. Also the board is not dedicated to pushing smut to the masses, yes it is a porn board however we talk and give opinions on just about everything here as you have already seen.

You may see it as perfectly harmless too and there is a good chance it is some of the time. Other times you are indeed taking away a resource that is meant for someone who actually does have a need. Then in fact it is no longer harmless.

As for me being a bigger scumbag than you, I have no clue. I do not know you. I know myself very well and that morally I feel very good about myself and my deeds in the past with a few minor exceptions that I regret. Though I would never presume I am cleaner than another, specially without ever even meeting them let alone knowing them for a long time.

:helpme:helpme:helpme i wouldnt do that ever

not alot of whores here btw

frankly you're pussies.

i'd rather not stand in line for 45 minutes. i can't handle standing behind 3 people at a convenience store while waiting to buy cigarettes.

i'm probably coming off as a total dick right now, but whatever.

i don't like standing in line.

I hate lines as well so I do understand your issues. Hell there is a ton of shit I hate. My new personal peeve is when I do go shopping and then someone parks to close to my van. Then I have to end up waiting for what seems like forever to even be able to get in it and go. Meanwhile my groceries are getting warm. Well not so much anymore cause I do go shopping with a cooler in my van, but still. It sucks having to sit in a fucking parking lot waiting for someone else who decided to park so damn close to you cause those lines did not matter to them at all.

Oh and I really fucking hate that seemingly very common now yellow metal shit they are putting in parking lots and stuff. Has a bunch of raised metal half balls almost on it. Like some anti slip crap. Just about as annoying as wide slit drains.