Rent-A-Dildo... Is this for real!?!
 

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/index.htm

I almost spit out my smoothie when I saw this. :Oh crap

What next ?!?

Rent-A-RealDoll ?

That's hot

No.. your avatar is hot!

Check out the pose... look at you.... BAKOOOOOO!! :1orglaugh

haha, what a joke :D

try out and you will see is this for real :D

Notice to Customers:

Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys

9/27/2005

are you making fun of my new business?

Pretty much! :1orglaugh

Geez I hope not thats gross

"As a further precaution, all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy."

Lol, funny stuff....

Looks like a joke to me, even the home photo is too surreal:

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/img/bigimage.jpg

The site ain't functional either.

Would be funny if it was real

w t f Lube-na

Question is, why were you searching for it? ;-)

Netflix spoof.. not really funny.

i remember about a year and a half ago when they banned anal use and started testing for fecal matter...

there was an issue and they were forced to disallow anal toy rentals...

Craziness... i wonder how many come back all chewed up and covered in gnaw marks :P

crazy bitches n weirdos...

They already do rent out realdolls in Japan. :winkwink:

Haha hilarious! Not for real you should know that right away though

I just threw up a little.

I already have this in mind since few years..

A Real Doll brothel.. 100% Legal...


Condom mandatory. Dolls are Pressure washed after each use...

Latex Pimpin :pimp

I would rather do a glory hole brothel,

You can save on expenses and trouble with girls by hiring experienced women with suggestive voices - kind of the phone sex appeal.

Plus if there was a gay dude willing to have some fun you can play a tape with some decent manly voice from behind the courtain and use the same workers.

Because apparently after years of working in this industry I apparently have FAILED at being able to secure my own toys. :Oh crap

Oystein.. you should know me better. :1orglaugh

STFU this cant be happening

... good luck with this business plan

'tested for fecal matter' lol

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/img/howitworks_map.gif

best. flowchart. ever.

I don't think anyone would rent one at a time.

ewe!

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lol.. that cracked me up!:1orglaugh

Certain things shouldn't be recycled