Ladies.... Do you compare your face to a VAGINA??? - i'm really confused here
 

http://www.theperfectphit.com/

holy shit. i play a lot of pranks on people... no matter how clever original i think i am, i keep finding the truth is always stranger than fiction.

its funny looking at someones site and thinking "well, obviously... this is either a really stoned, very funny college kid just being a smart ass... or a very good doctor in New York addressing a serious issue... and I've read the whole site and still can't tell which"


"Labia Contouring - The Other Facelift"

hahah.. what the fuck!?!?

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... I don't find it that funny :)

huh....?!

this is pretty crazy :Oh crap

not so funny man!

your bot sucks. really sucks. i don't know how much you are being paid to post 20, 2-3-4 word posts a day, but they are getting ripped off.

I have seen plastic surgery like this on Tv shows.. it definitely exists.. especially for woman after giving birth...

Thats weird

20?

More like 50.

If not more.

Living in Los Angeles, I've seen tons of ads for "vaginal rejuvenation" and whatnot. I haven't given it any thought myself, as I'm pretty satisfied with that region, but I think it's cool that women have that option if they want it. I like body modification - piercings, tattoos, and the like. I think it's weird that so many people into the modern primitive movement look down on plastic surgery - to me, it's all the same shit... altering yourself. For some, it's about working towards perfection; for others, it's about artistic expression.

As an American, I'm pretty used to the idea of genital surgery for aesthetics/convenience (circumcision), so a little snip snip to the labia isn't so strange to me.

I say it's a really stoned doctor

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc1327l.jpg

Shannon Tweed just had hers done - it was on Gene Simmons' show. My Dad dated a woman who had hers done back in the early 80's so it certainly isn't anything new - just probably not something a lot of men would be consulted about and not something many women want to admit to ;)

Yup :) , seen that too couple of times on TV , nothing new

http://www.urogynics.org/pages/about.html real.

http://www.nyp.org/FPHTML/1168360120233.html

Thumbs up, 2cents, grin, graucho.

Pimp.

One little problem though. "Perfection" doesn't exist. It's pretty much like building skyscrapers to reach heaven.

yea lately the completely off topic out of the blue remarks seem to get worse

I was reading the Metro on the subway maybe a month ago, and there was a small ad with big letters that said I believe... "VAGINA TIGHTENING"

Ok this was just too juicy.. I sent them an e-mail. I didn't wanna ask for photos right away, drop that bomb next... See if they respond :)

Hey, was surfing around I found your site..

My wife and I have had a few kids, and well, frankly, her vagina is like.. sloppy.. Not trying to be mean, but it's just not what it used to be. I'm curious, if she did something like this, what's involved? And what can I expect? Will it be a tight fit like before? She's 38 now.. How many years can we "go back" in that sense? Also after she gets the surgery, would I have to be more careful? Not to be egotistical or anything, but I'm an agressive lover... I guess you could say I beat it up, y'know? Is it going to be uncomfortable for her with such tightness?

Sorry if I'm direct, I'm in the porn industry, desensitized! lol

Anyways last and probably most importantly, how can I break this to her gently?

Socks Manly
http://www.adultsitesurfer.com

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Yeah do it. Ever girl should have a perfect snatch. And after that i will testdrive it.

hah they responded! :)

Hello Socks,

I am going to take you at your word and give you a serious response. I
suspect, however, that your mother did not put Socks on your birth
certificate and assume that your surname on said certificate was not and
is not "Manly". That aside, let's talk.

Most women are never exactly the same after birthing babies, but do
rebound enough that the architectural changes are minimal or
unnoticeable to herself and her sexual partner. Other women are less
fortunate, with persistent, permanent and bothersome vaginal laxity.
There are two options, not necessarily mutually exclusive, these being
pelvic fitness training and surgical reconstruction. I never recommend
surgical correction of such laxity unless it is bothersome to the woman
herself.

Assuming surgical correction with a perineoplasty is in order here
(http://www.urogynics.org/pages/pops/seif/VLaxity.html), the healing
takes about one month (all wound healing takes about one month) and with
genital surgery, the "time to intercourse" is typically 6-8 weeks from
the date of surgery.

Some women really don't need perineoplasty, and are able to restore
vaginal snugness by increasing the pelvic muscle bulk with a Kegel
exercise fitness program. This can take anywhere from 4-12 weeks,
depending on the condition of these muscles at the beginning of the
program.

Given your final query, I assume this is not an open discussion between
the two of you and you have kept your concerns to yourself. Therefore,
I suggest you "break" it to her very, very carefully.

She can call us anytime!

Best,

Name Removed, MD
PHIT
133 E. 58th St suite 311
NY NY 10022
212 935 4011

I figured the post was about this pic and it was going to be in the 1st post. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That pic is disturbing... :)

There was a woman on my hysterectomy board who claimed to do Kegel's 15K times A DAY!!! OMG. I don't know that I'd have time to do anything else. I guess she's doing them while driving, eating, working, reading, sleeping...........

Men don't realize what childbirth can do to women. My SIL just had to have a bladder tack because after two kids, every time she laughed or sneezed, pee came out :( And she's only 42.