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Dirty F 07-05-2008 04:10 PM

All guys with a gf inside now
 
75% of you have a cheating gf. She either cheated on you before or is doing it right now while youre working hard to have money for your next evening out. Either with a random black guy in the bar while she tells you shes not into black men or with your best friend.

Fact.

Dirty F 07-05-2008 04:11 PM

And each and everyone of you will think "not my girl".
Yes, its your girl im talking about.

Loser.

Oracle Porn 07-05-2008 04:14 PM

my gf says she didnt cheat on me....lol


on a serious note she also said that you are a loser, and she realized it from reading two of your posts....

Dirty F 07-05-2008 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 14425839)
my gf says she didnt cheat on me....and she also said that you are a loser, and she realized it from reading two of your posts....

I bet you didnt show her the post where you say you would could a thief a stand up guy in exchange for some money?

I wonder what else you would do just for money.

Barefootsies 07-05-2008 04:17 PM

That's ok. It's a two way street. I do not worry about it.

Actually, it's one of the reasons I will never get married. They, and me, always have the option to stay or leave.

:2 cents:

Robbie 07-05-2008 04:18 PM

You are 110% correct DirtyF I think we've all fucked married or "attached" women. In my humble opinion nobody is monogamous. And if they are, they are not happy about it. It just isn't natural.
That's why I've always been a swinger. No jealousy, no worries, no lies, no bullshit. Just lots of fun. :)

Cradle 07-05-2008 04:24 PM

mine doesnt really leave the house, so she might be e-cheating lol

Dirty F 07-05-2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cradle (Post 14425860)
mine doesnt really leave the house, so she might be e-cheating lol

Chaining them is a good option indeed :thumbsup

fallenmuffin 07-05-2008 04:35 PM

My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

Cradle 07-05-2008 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14425885)
Chaining them is a good option indeed :thumbsup

lol, with 3 kids and her not driving its hard to :1orglaugh

Dulce 07-05-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14425827)
75% of you have a cheating gf. She either cheated on you before or is doing it right now while youre working hard to have money for your next evening out. Either with a random black guy in the bar while she tells you shes not into black men or with your best friend.
Fact.

What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

starpimps 07-05-2008 07:03 PM

yet they get mad when i get caught...pfft

StuBradley 07-05-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 14425888)
My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

:Oh crap

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-05-2008 07:06 PM

So, I hope she is having a good time.

There is no such thing as love lost in porn, its just no longer your turn.

baddog 07-05-2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 14425888)
My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.


baddog 07-05-2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dulce (Post 14426076)
What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

Which Coe song is that?

Juicy D. Links 07-05-2008 09:17 PM

i am a male slut

mikeyddddd 07-05-2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dulce (Post 14426076)
What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14426378)
Which Coe song is that?

My Wife Ran Off With A N!gger lyrics by David Allan Coe

She said some day I'd understand
what love was all about
she said I could have the keys
she was movin' out
she said she finally found a man
whos dick was so much bigger
the that scum bag mother fucker
ran off with a n!gger

And to think I licked the pussy
were that big black dick had been
and kissed the lips that sucked him off
time and time again
its enough to make a man throw up
it sure is hard to figure
how any desent girl could ever fuck a greasy n!gger

he treated her just like a Queen
she gave him all my money
it looks like the jokes on me
But I don't think its funny
that pussy ain't worth paying for
as far as I can figure
cause there is nothing quite as worthless
as a white girl with a n!gger

And to think I licked the pussy
where that big black dick had been
and kissed the lips who sucked him off
time and time again
its enough to make a man throw up
it sure is hard to figure how any desent girl
could ever fuck a god damn n!gger

So for all you n!gger lovin' whores
this song is just for you

Iron Fist 07-05-2008 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14425827)
75% of you have a cheating gf. She either cheated on you before or is doing it right now while youre working hard to have money for your next evening out. Either with a random black guy in the bar while she tells you shes not into black men or with your best friend.

Fact.

I guess this applies to every one under 30? :2 cents:

nico-t 07-05-2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14426151)
So, I hope she is having a good time.

There is no such thing as love lost in porn, its just no longer your turn.

maybe you should shut up for the sake off humanity

btw alll chiccckss are whorres eexcept MOM

btw 2 this sstaatement geets worse eveerytime a mom of frienndsget casncer but its like a fuccking ........... wwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt??????????

nico-t 07-05-2008 09:41 PM

im going to sleepp.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 07-05-2008 09:42 PM

I don't have a gf so I will not make any smart ass remarks for now !

Marky333 07-05-2008 10:43 PM

How about 2 gfs? Same thing a? lol
In my oppinion is just a matter of "when" :)

jscott 07-05-2008 10:50 PM

I have a gf, and yes I know she cheats on me, everyone cheats, I cheat on her, I'm assuming (what goes around comes around) assuming she's cheating on me aswell

I hope she is :)

Jai 07-06-2008 08:33 AM

thats 75%, i definately go the other 25%, took long to find but they exist

Kard63 07-06-2008 08:40 AM

It is a bit depressing to think if you get get a young hottie that knows how to fuck she will probably cheat on you. I guess you have to date church girls who cant fuck or ugly girls.

Robbie 07-06-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14427198)
It is a bit depressing to think if you get get a young hottie that knows how to fuck she will probably cheat on you. I guess you have to date church girls who cant fuck or ugly girls.

Damn man...don't do that! Go for the ones that turn you on. Everything else is just all in your head.
What I do is I look inside myself to find my inner depraved scumbag real me. And that version of me doesn't even want a girl who doesn't cheat! For me, a girl that doesn't like to fuck constantly would be boring. I have to have a whore that loves to fuck so much that I can barely keep up. And she has to like to fuck my friends and she has to bring home pussy too. :) I get bored real easy I guess. lol

Antonio 07-06-2008 08:53 AM

that's nothing, 10% of the men raise at least one kid that is not theirs but they think is their own

nico-t 07-06-2008 08:59 AM

Ok i dont remember writing those posts, really need to stay off the pc when im so fucking drunk

BloggerBaby 07-06-2008 09:06 AM

Other dudes bitches are the easiest fucks on the planet. Guys you think you are rocking their worlds, but you ain't. Oh they are still addicted to dick, just not yours, you are kidding yourselves if you think otherwise.

Now get back to your xbox or ps or wii while I make a deposit in your bitches quim. Next time you eat her, she isn't soaking for you, she just came from my place.

BlackCrayon 07-06-2008 09:09 AM

You guys let porn get into your brains too much.

Robbie 07-06-2008 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 14427248)
You guys let porn get into your brains too much.

What do you mean "too much" :1orglaugh Personally speaking I've always been a sexual degenerate. When I started doing porn in the early 90's it was like discovering what I was meant to do. Heh-heh.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-06-2008 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dulce (Post 14426076)
What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

"Theres cumstains on the pillow where your head used to lay"? :1orglaugh

Dirty F is always so angry..must be his penis :1orglaugh

Dirty F 07-06-2008 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 14427272)
"Theres cumstains on the pillow where your head used to lay"? :1orglaugh

Dirty F is always so angry..must be his penis :1orglaugh

How am i angry in this thread?

And my penis is perfect. Maybe a bit too big though.

Farang 07-06-2008 09:28 AM

Yep, all women are whores and not worth the effort. Fuck them bitches.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-06-2008 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14427276)
How am i angry in this thread?

And my penis is perfect. Maybe a bit too big though.


When are your posts not angry ...I think its been years since I have read anything but stupid loudmouth shit starting from your posts....but keep up the good energy. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

moneybiz 07-06-2008 09:36 AM

the reason why she is taking the black cock because black guys are smooth. Why you are working hard for $$ they are working hard for pussy... but in the end who really wins.

Robbie 07-06-2008 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK (Post 14427283)
Yep, all women are whores and not worth the effort. Fuck them bitches.

Yes they are all whores...that's why they ARE worth the effort LOL! By the way I just signed up for Tranny Dollars. I'm gonna start your galleries tonight and I'll be blogging that shemale midget. That was something I had never seen before :upsidedow

bushwacker 07-06-2008 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloggerBaby (Post 14427241)
Other dudes bitches are the easiest fucks on the planet. Guys you think you are rocking their worlds, but you ain't. Oh they are still addicted to dick, just not yours, you are kidding yourselves if you think otherwise.

Now get back to your xbox or ps or wii while I make a deposit in your bitches quim. Next time you eat her, she isn't soaking for you, she just came from my place.


I will be banging your girl next week. :pimp

Farang 07-06-2008 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 14427299)
Yes they are all whores...that's why they ARE worth the effort LOL! By the way I just signed up for Tranny Dollars. I'm gonna start your galleries tonight and I'll be blogging that shemale midget. That was something I had never seen before :upsidedow

Well, probably they are as long as you don't fall in love or make her pregnant.

Welcome to Tranny Dollars, hit me up if you need anything. Let's make $.

Veronica 07-06-2008 11:45 AM

An Ugly Girl
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14427198)
It is a bit depressing to think if you get get a young hottie that knows how to fuck she will probably cheat on you. I guess you have to date church girls who cant fuck or ugly girls.


Hmm, kinda like the song from Jimmy Soul...

" If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you"

I do think it depends a lot on what sort of girl you look for... if you get a really hot chick that's a bit of a nympho, your chances of having her be monogamous go way down when compared to a girl who makes family and morals high on her list. I guess it depends on what is important to you.

From my side of the fence, I get really annoyed when girls meet a guy in a bar and then complain that he's always drinking, or start a relationship with a guy who had a girlfriend when they started fucking, then complain that he cheats on her. I tend to say things like, "Well, he was kind of like that when you met him; did you really think you could change him?"

What I am really thinking when girls tell me things like that is, "Are you fucking retarded?"

tahiti 07-06-2008 11:55 AM

3some isn't cheatin' right?

Dirty F 07-06-2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 14427287)
When are your posts not angry ...I think its been years since I have read anything but stupid loudmouth shit starting from your posts....but keep up the good energy. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Why do you keep reading it? I dont understand that.

PervertInPueblaMexico 07-06-2008 04:34 PM

Why do I get the feeling you don´t have a girlfriend? (Just to clarify, if you have to pay them money for sex, that is NOT a girlfriend....) Just my two cents.. Maybe you should get out more...

MetaMan 07-06-2008 05:23 PM

thats why you dont spend a dime on bitches, you fuck them like you are the world and thats IT, spend that cash on yourself, girls will come along anyway.

i cant stand fake ass ones out for the $ anyway their head game is always better then their bed game and it aint worth it.

i like my bitches who arent afraid to say they like it deep because i am that mutha fucker who will give it to them deep.

my only problem is women are no longer a challenge, i dont do shit anymore, send them a smile and be myself then ask for a fuck and i have never been turned down. where is the fucking challenge anymore?

have i mastered the game? am i that big of a pimp? i do not know, i even go for them smart ass bitches who are closet freaks and in the end they are all up on me anyway.

MetaMan 07-06-2008 05:28 PM

o but dont get me wrong i love my women, i love my women who hustle it themselves, they deserve a good dick and shouldnt be questioned about it.

the main prob is all you GFY simps who are all whiny over chicks, keep on fucking moving.

half you fucks have been cheated on then are "afraid" to get close to another woman, that is simple ass attitude that will make you fail in the long run.

i am a boxer i STICK AND MOVE.

96ukssob 07-06-2008 09:23 PM

75%? seems a bit low to me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

friends that ive had with cheating girlfriends are always the wimpy/sissy guys who are way to nice to their gf, so when some "bad boy" comes along they take the chance. ive seen it happen time after time again. keep your girl on her toes, and she will stick by your side forever... my :2 cents:

Porko 07-06-2008 09:48 PM

who cares. i don't want to know..

Drake 07-06-2008 10:04 PM

Of those 75%, how many become mommies?

xNetworx 07-06-2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 14425888)
My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

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