Yo, I have arrived!
 

Welcoming myself to the GFY community, just want to shout out my boy Ice, Marinas at SexSearch, the Fling guys, Lubna, AK at Dating Gold. AJ at Loaded, my girl Pussy at Loaded.

I put in a bid today to buy Adult Friend Finder for 55k, but they shut me down with some bullshit about how Penthouse have just bought them. Whatever. I would have gone to 60k if you guys had the balls too. Andrea holler at me if you can close the sale! I can make AFF the shit!

Marinas holler back! I'm here! :1orglaugh

damn skippy you are on a roll today

Any second now my boy Ice is gonna come in and say hi to me.

Achmet? New nick again?
Achmed the pimp version?

What, no. You think that guy (whoever he is) is even on the same level as me? Wow, you're doing a real good job at being in my bad books with this attitude. I come here and you treat with utter contempt and disrespect. Nice going.

I'll be watching you.

Any second now Lubna will make us falafels

Nice sig.
WG

Welcome to GFY, now GO FUCK YOURSELF!

:321GFY

And no I'm not Achmed. He is probably biting my style. There's more than just one guy in love with Marinas and Lubna you know. Shit.

hey dude just for your info i am the boss around here so dont fuck around. :2 cents:

now i´d be pissing my pants :2 cents:

You wanna start throwing your e penis around my thread you need to come at me with the hard on for real, coz that e penis isn't gonna penetrate a regular sized hamsters ass.

all my girlfriends only wear long pants because they dont shave their legs. :2 cents:

Tell them about the Lola sex doll you have. The one where you blew her face up and printed out and stuck to the head of the thing. Shit bro, I came to your house and you had gone through 40 pieces of paper in 3 days!

Welcome DatingGameExpert to GFY... :)

i smell a faker

Welcome aboard DatingGameExpert :thumbsup

Welcome!!!

Vea sig, amigo...

3.5

Could've worked, but it's not even funny.

shit, i dropped my sig

i still can't decide if you're making a joke of scientology or promote them.