POSSIBLY THE BEST Blonde JOKE EVER
 

A blondie walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blondie assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any." 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blondie .

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blondie, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of under arm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ...


"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

deafening silence .....................

lawl !
 

possibly eh !

average at best... :-/

Grog..that wasn't so good man

*claps a little*

Slightly amusing. A for effort :thumbsup

Lol :D!

Good one I enjoyed it :)

the replies are better then the original post ;)

not funny

:thumbsup

Golf clap.

lol great one!

not very funny. Almost smiled, but not quite.

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. Why didn't you just say you were a police officer?"


:upsidedow

*cuts left wrist*

hahahahahahah rofl

This one again??

Pretty funny...:upsidedow

Just told Eva and she's laughing. And extracting the rectum deodorant. :1orglaugh

I must admit the second joke is better , but first one not bad either:thumbsup

LMAO, those blondes...

I don't know what's more painful, that joke or your sig ;)

lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh.


not funny dude ..........

That joked sucked.

LOL. another funny blonde stuff.

lmao this photo is much more funnier ;)

Thats great!!!

I think I know that girl.

i think your picture.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the joint funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife. The blond's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

hahaha... good one!

How many Blonde jokes are there?????????????????????









1 the rest are true

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Moooouuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ! :1orglaugh

See ya tomorrow Kourosh :thumbsup

That was much better :thumbsup