Ever get a chick naked for the first time, and realize you
 

just can't eat her pussy under any circumstances?


Some chicks = :Oh crap

Just fuck her in the ass and send her on her way

dat ugly uh? ..... have her turn around and bang her ass instead...........if u deffo can't do shit with her tell her you might be gay....... that might be a better way out instead of telling her: "your pussy disgusts me! hide dat shit b4 I puke!" ......

Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about ALL chicks... call me straight, but I say they can eat me and then get the fuck out... :pimp

y? really stinky pussy?

That's a short-sighted view. She would tell all her friends, and your chances of scoring with them diminish greatly.

Met a girl on telepersonals,we spoke on a phone. I worked nights at the time, she says come over after work. So in the middle night I go to her trailer in the middle of a field. She is actually very cute, very tall. We start making out on her bed in the dark. I take off her t shirt,panties and lay her on her stomach. I start kissing my way up her long legs got to her ass and was greeted with strong smell of shit. It killed the mood for me, said something about having to go home and left.

Dude maybe you could have asked her if you and her could take a shower together, make up some shit about how it's sexy and all. I ate a chicks pussy and then rolled her over to eat her ass, I got a brief whiff and just kissed all over her ass and fucked her.:Oh crap

Yes! A shower! I like washing my boys, then I know they're clean and smell like soaps not sweats!

As for Ms Stinky Ass, fuck her. I mean.... Oh, nevermind...

I'd shower for a boy like you :winkwink:

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

:Oh crap :helpme

Umm no! Just stick it in

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Oh man, this thread is killing me... :fart

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thanks for that!

aggrrr smell of shit, the same happened to me once, I remember I just gave her a kiss and fucked her, I would never stick my tongue on a shitty ass

And i thought skidmarks would scare off anybody. Oh well i was wrong... :1orglaugh

My rule is "if you can't eat it, don't beat it"

BTW if you plan to eat out her ass a shower is a must!! Always a chance of that.

lol asked her to shit first before fucking!:D

Yeah, I think we all have had that happen atleast once.

this is groossss lol

Shit, I was with an black girl once and everything was going great until I was about to go have myself some pink taco and I got it with the nastiest smell ever.

WARTS!!!!!!!!!!! :disgust

My man :thumbsup

The woman I deal with would never allow themselves to leave the house with a stank.

and when they do stank it smells like roses.

so yah.

Manlaw #71 --- Never fuck what you can't eat.

What was your previous nick before you had it changed?

I just threw up... :Oh crap

only once.
i was on acid at the time, and i felt really bad,
cause id basically been telling her i was gonna
burble it for the whole evening up till then.

shower before fucking is still the best. take your time and let her clean everything for you.

hehehe :thumbsup

Im not very picky either!