Pimp 'n' ho - the real deal
 

Last night, shortly after I went to sleep, a girl ran screaming down the hall and stopped outside of my door... Next was "Get back here, you bitch! You are MINE!"

Beer bottle - *smash*!

*Sobs*

*Smack* *Smack* *Smack* (Punching her in the head)

My friend called the police...

As the pimp was getting in the police car, he explained to the cops why they shouldn't arrest him for assault and battery, saying, "But she's my ho..."

The cops drove away, leaving the crying girl on the sidewalk. She was so loud, the neighbors called the cops... the new cops were about to arrest her when my friend goes downstairs and explains that she's telling the truth; she really was just beaten up. So instead of leaving in a police car, she leaves in an ambulance.

Ah, Hollywood.

I can't believe I slept through all of this.

that's so sad

Agreed.

A Pimp should have every right to beat his Ho.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...4mkorn/lll.jpg

I'm a heavy sleeper too. I sleep through all kinds of crazy shit!

That's bad!

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