So you're at this party, and you meet one of the hottest women you've ever seen....
 

...I mean looks-wise she is your dream girl (whatever that may be). You want this girl in the worst way. You dance with her, have great conversation with her, and later she agrees to go outside for a short walk with you.

Your sense of humor is banging on all cylinders and you made her laugh several times.
You've been charming, and have charmed the hell out of her.
It's time to make your move.
You go in for a kiss and (hell yeah!) she kisses you back.
It's the most amazing kiss you've ever had with a woman.

After that kiss ends, you tell her you want her, and you go in for a second one, but then she pulls back and drops the news on you.....

"I'm married"

Not only that but her husband is only twenty feet from the two of you standing there. As he walks up he puts his arm around her, and she puts hers around him, and she says "If you want me... we're a package deal"

Her big doof husband grins at you, like he's butt-fucking you with his mind, and you realize that if you want to break off a piece of this babe's amazing ass you're going to have go part fag for it.


Don't answer too quick. Think about it.

What would you do?

Be honest for once in your fucking life.

Ask her if she has a sister.

I know exactly what you mean.....



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im sayin there are others that dont have a husband that wants to fuck you up the ass

Hell no..I ain't no poofter.I'd be disappointed but life is full of them

Fuck the hell out of her and then tell the Husband you got aids or a headache

Well I'm not a guy so I can't answer that specific question, but I do have a question of my own. What would make you think that a "package deal" would have to involve any guy/guy contact? 2 guys on 1 girl doesn't necessarily mean you have to turn fag for the night. I mean, who knows... maybe he's a total voyeur and just loves to watch his wife get fucked by other men. You would never know what he has in mind unless you ask.

If I were a guy, I would answer the question like this:
"Fuck yeah! Let's do it! But just so you know, I'm not into guys, so there will be no direct contact between the two of us" (speaking to the husband, of course).
If he's not okay with that arrangement, only then would I split.

Probably not. The thought of having a dick touching me is repulsive.

There are plenty of hot girls out there to bang. No matter if you got to bang her or not she would most likely not leave her husband for you so all that perfect stuff about her doesn't really matter.

I am pretty sure you are a bisexual with hidden desires.

Big black dudes who want to cuddle scare me :Oh crap

I would run!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh LMAO nice chop!

back to the question... no way, ill just go home and rub one off

Hell No , not any way /any how.

It SOUNDS like someone watched "Swingtown" tonight. They used that exact line.

That being said, it's QUITE possible the woman just wants to be with two guys. I'd want that clarified before things went any further obviously. If the dude was straight and I wasn't married, why the fuck not? If the guy WAS after something, well, I'd probably be so horny by that time I'd go hogging.

Sorry I missed this response. Would have saved me typing out mine.

Great point. I've busted that line on a lot of guys, and when I make it clear that - although it would be nice - they don't have to touch each other, they often go for it.

Just gotta be clear, I guess :)

Learn how to come up with a better troll.

CDSmith just can't stop thinking about cocks.

Hell no...

Assumptions

make you look stupid.

Fact is this very situation was on a show tonight. And Missy, in the scene where this occured there appeared to be no mistaking that there would have to be some guy-guy contact.

Leave off the extra assumptions and just answer the question.

Or not, whatever.

Aren't you the same dude that is/was overly-fond of his dog?

Clear, concise, honest. Thank you.

See people? It's not too difficult.


And yes, it was Swingtown that I saw this happen on.

hogging??

Cute. I wonder you YOU could be, hiding behind that rather gay fake nick.

Too obvious. :D

If there had to be guy guy. I would say goodnight and go home then jerk off thinking about her.

I will never be involved in a mmf threesome.

NEVER! No chick is that hot. NO CHICK!

Actually, I WAS leaving off the extra assumptions. Since I didn't see the show and could only base my opinion on your explanation above, it seemed to me that the guy in question was the one making assumptions.

My point was simply that you should not ASSUME there would be any gay-play. Then again, that could very well be part of the deal. So I would find out for sure either way before I agreed to anything, and NOT base my decision on assumptions.

Oh, and I DID answer the question.

You can take it or leave it, whatever.

I'm pretty sure the assumptions part wasn't directed at you.

Something similar happened to me and I lost my erection.

Quite possible, and if that's the case... my mistake. However, I WAS the last person addressed in his post before he said to leave off the extra assumptions and just answer the question.

Here I have to disagree with you. I just rewatched that scene and I didn't get that impression at all. The husband knew that the guy was an ex-boyfriend of his wife's and he was a little jealous. So he smugly made it clear that they were a package deal. BUT, having an open relationship he wasn't going to deprive his wife of what she wanted either and yes, he does like watching his wife fuck other guys.

I asked the wife and she said "I didn't get anything out of that that said he wanted to stick his cock in the other guys ass".

Did I meet you in Vegas last year at the WSOP? I was with my husband 'ToolGuy'. Was that you?

PS: Sorry to get off-topic, but now I'm curious.

The assumption part wasn't directed at you, I'm not sure why you're getting bent at me. Furthermore, my initial post was quite clear. In this scenario there is no doubt as to what the deal is, I even wrote it in plain English and everything. :D

People should feel free to assume that there are no "assumptions" in the question at all.

I took the liberty of adding the new twist to see what people's decision would be. The idea for the post came from that scene though.

Websters dictionary defines "Hogging" as...

Verb

1. Informal To take more than one's share of: Don't hog the couch.
2. To cause (the back) to arch like that of a hog.
3. To cut (a horse's mane) short and bristly.
4. To shred (waste wood, for example) by machine.
5. A wager between parties to see who can pick up the fattest woman at the local pub.
6. Settling for the fat chick at the bar

Hey! Yes you did. I'm sorry I didn't recognize you. Did your husband play this year? How'd he do? It's killing me that I'm not there this year lol. I'm watching the main event updates right now. They're down to hand for hand.

He played in a few of the smaller events, but didn't do the main event this year. I wish I could say he kicked some serious ass, but he didn't do as well this year as he did last year. But there's always next year :thumbsup

I'm not getting bent at you. I don't bend easily. I was simply being a smartass back to you as I thought you were being to me.

And the reason why I ASSUMED (yes, I know... assumptions make me look stupid) it was directed at me is because, as stated above, you directly addressed me and then went on to make those comments.

If I remember correctly he cashed in 3 of 6 events last year. That's impressive as hell and would be tough to duplicate. And yep, there's always next year. :thumbsup

Actually I quoted someone else, and was directly addressing them, except for the part where I specifically named you.

You seemed to assume it was all directed at you for some odd reason, thus my "bent" comment.

Not all of it, only the parts after "Missy".
I'm not bent, I'm not upset, I'm just a smartass. I guess you'd have to know me in person to know that about me. So if I upset you, I apologize.

I'm not upset. And I don't need you to tell me you're a smartass, I can see for myself that you are.

It's hard to miss. :D

You know what , I wonder how many guys would contemplate actually doing it if it were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt is so hot even some very straight men have said that if they had to do a guy it would be him or that he is hot. So to tear off a piece of Angelina Jolie, would you let Brad Pitt bang you in your booty? I bet you'd think about it longer in that case

TOUCHE! :Kissmy

Yeah eh, well just asking that question makes you gay.

Like if a sexy chick was perfect but then told you she can only bang you if you're strapped to a horse and the horse is doing equestrian jumps while you're banging her and it's hurting your balls.

Only if she was still pregnant with twins and it was an all out orgy!!

Couldn't be assed to read all the posts but that was def tonights Swingtown.

I think the girl wouldn't be so dreamy after finding out she married a homo

Call me crazy.

Then you got it back with the resurrection?