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Jens Van Assterdam 07-11-2008 06:27 AM

Online Recepts? Do you Cook? Help a Man out!
 
Since my girl packed their bags and went back to her home country, i am eating only crap! Fastfood, burgers, pizza and that stuff. I go to eat lunch / dinner every day and its getting expensive after a certain amount of weeks/month.
I cant cook at all and i dont feel like learning it but i have to do it someday, so iam looking for some real simple recepts. Something that goes fast and easy. Can be healthy but thats no must. I dont get fat because i bang a lot of school girls and get raped by my black friends from time to time, so calorines arent an issue. Let me know if you know some good site regarding recepts and stuff.

If someone can recommend a maid that cleans, cooks, irons and all that stuff, feel free to forward me her contact details. :thumbsup (amsterdam area)

CurrentlySober 07-11-2008 06:30 AM

Get a nintendo DS and the cookery program...

czarina 07-11-2008 06:31 AM

my favorite cooking website is recipezaar.com, and their easy recipes section is pretty decent: http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/5-or-less-ingredients
check it out, and good luck!

Jens Van Assterdam 07-11-2008 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 14447874)
my favorite cooking website is recipezaar.com, and their easy recipes section is pretty decent: http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/5-or-less-ingredients
check it out, and good luck!

Thanks, but i coudnt hold back :1orglaugh Dying a slow death..

BROOKLYN STYLE
Tomatensaus, 3 soorten kaas; Mozzarella, Rode Cheddar, Hollandse Goudse en pepperoni.
Pan pizza 25cm
1x ?10.75

Coca-Cola
petfles 0,5 ltr
1x ?1.95

MichelleB 07-11-2008 08:12 AM

Jambalayla
2 Tbles oil
3/4 c chopped onions
3/4 c chopped celery
2 cloves garlic
2 bay leaves
2 c white rice
5 c chicken broth
1 can crushed tomatoes
whatever kind of meat you want or seafood
Salt and red pepper to your taste


heat oil in a large skillet, add onions and celery till translucent, add all other ingredients, bring too a boil then simmer with a lid on for about a half hour, stir once in awhile.

Tom_PM 07-11-2008 08:21 AM

George Forman grill. Boneless skinless chicken breast. Digital thermometer with probe. Jam probe into fattest part of chicken. Grill until 165 degrees f. Eat.

tranza 07-11-2008 10:47 AM

You shold take a diet!

Sly 07-11-2008 11:32 AM

I set up a recipe site lately with recipes and tips that we use at my house. Grab me on ICQ and I will give you the link so you can check out a couple of great simple recipes. We try to keep things pretty simple and yet they taste amazing.

Agent 488 07-11-2008 11:34 AM

recepts ?

O MARINA 07-11-2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14447859)

If someone can recommend a maid that cleans, cooks, irons and all that stuff, feel free to forward me her contact details. :thumbsup (amsterdam area)





Dirty F can cook

sniperwolf 07-11-2008 12:53 PM

Visit http://www2.kitchenomics.com/

LeRoy 07-11-2008 01:09 PM

Here you go Jen Van Amsterdam. This is my favorite recipe.

Cook some ground beef and throw some salsa in. Cook the whole pound for some leftovers.

Wrap a tortilla around it.

Add some cheese and guacamole .

Beer optional but highly recommended.

Here's what you get:

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...2/CIMG3406.jpg


I think I missed my calling :)

CheeseFrog 07-11-2008 01:57 PM

Go to youtube and search for anything by Alton Brown or his show "Good Eats".

/thread

Jens Van Assterdam 07-11-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2222 (Post 14449493)
Here you go Jen Van Amsterdam. This is my favorite recipe.

Cook some ground beef and throw some salsa in. Cook the whole pound for some leftovers.

Wrap a tortilla around it.

Add some cheese and guacamole .

Beer optional but highly recommended.

Here's what you get:

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...2/CIMG3406.jpg


I think I missed my calling :)


Now we are talking! :thumbsup


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