What are you looking for in a Bank?
 

What are you looking for when opening a new bank account in a bank? What is important? (this is not for personal accounts)

Good advice on how to fraud taxes right
100% anon transactions
But thats just for the start..

FDIC insured up to 100k is all I can hope for.

Most of my money is with investment brokers.. make more money that way

Firstly a bank which will last for more than 2 or 3 yrs.

I dont want something which I put my money in and it collapses, taking all my money with it. So yeah, I want something Fuck Dick insured.

Gives higher interest rate for time deposit accounts! :winkwink:

Bump for offshore banks

Hot chicks who work there... :winkwink:


j/k

Use credit unions.

No questions asked. :))))) It's our fucking money not yours and we are not married. :)))))

What about the location of the bank? Does it have to be in your own country? Or are you pussy ass scared for being out of the country?

At this point, I would be if I considered working with you.

A bank not scared about adult industry! :winkwink:

:thumbsup

hehe... true!

Personal relationship (private client services) and of course insured. When you have private client services, they tell you how to get around the $100K FDIC limit.

Uh ... uhm ... an ATM
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Stability and Female Tellers with Big Boobs :) .. that way we will at least have something to look at while we wait in line ..... :)

I guess professional and good customer service is out of the question.

I also know that offshore banks are just a small piece of a super fucking complicated puzzle that takes up way more time, stress, and effort than it does just paying the damn taxes. Not to mention for those in the US, they just allocated a shit load of money to go find offshore money that needs to be taxed; fuck that.

Of course if your still ok with that and are willing to take some risks, specially with fly by night banks. Why not play it a tad bit safer and just use the bank of China. Sure they may be anti adult to a degree. They may also tell you to piss off at some point and keep your money just like any off shore bank. However they sure in the hell will not cooperate with the IRS when it comes to account holders. They also have very advanced online banking. Have offices in numerous countries. Then lets face it, really are not going anywhere anytime soon.

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Maybe, but they still have some considerable subprime debt:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/bizchin...nt_6854442.htm

-- Full Internet Access to my accounts
-- Good interest rates on my money
-- FDIC insured
-- Not to be a pain in the butt, that you have to fight with them every step of the way to get them to do something for you

FDIC insured, internet access, no bullshit fees, high interest rates, other than that I don't really have other needs...