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Hey! Where'd you get my picture!!???

That fucking hawt...

how are the conversions? :winkwink:

Hahhaah brilliant!

cant wait to see the videos

Thank you man I was having a rough night and you made me smile.

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These gags practically write themselves ;)

I still think Raimi's hotter.

edit-I hope it was YOU who registered the domain though.

I'm not new. :1orglaugh

lol, I missed the photographer credit. Nice.

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nice

Don't worry, you can still cash in on the variations and typo domains. :321GFY

Shouldn't it be an empty studio? :)

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Nice set on her :)

wtf? Man, if you HAD made an oversight like that I'd have registered it FOR you and fuckin' GIVEN it to you.

That comment wasn't directed specifically at YOU

she's looking a lil pale.. get her out in the sun a bit and I'll promote the hell out of her! :thumbsup

Fair enough.

you got 2257 for that?

You should just find your own unreliable bitch for a new site. They are everywhere!

Which camera did you use for that? It's fucking crystal clear. And are you using kinos for lighting? The skin tone is unreal. Kudos Steve. This is gonna be bigger than Tawnee was.
I'd like a fan sign and first crack at the hosted galleries.

Yes, but I'm more worried about obscenity charges, cuz she was *going to be* EXTREME. :thumbsup

I called her just now to arrange for your request, but all I got was, "I'm sorry, you have reached a number that is no longer in service." If anyone else wants a fan sign, tough shit. :1orglaugh

That's cool. I understand. I went ahead and grabbed this banner out of the affiliate area for it so I can start promoting right away:

Shit you beat me to that one. I was working on a free hosted gallery. :(

I have one planned for a shoot tomorrow :thumbsup :1orglaugh

You're just full of them lately, aren't you?

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Holy fuck...I can't believe this shit. You just got this bitch out and it's already on a damn tube site! The full site has been ripped.

excellent - all of my tube traffic will be coming to you!!

Way to take the ball and run... :thumbsup

There is much more to come. Tomorrow, we are doing a 10-girl lesbian scene with the unreliable bitch and all of her unreliable bitch friends! I'll post the pics as soon as its over! Then, I'm going to do a $250pps contest for all my unreliable affiliates to send me unreliable traffic!

I'd hit it!

Twice!

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Does this happen a lot?

only $250 pps? I will not send a single click until its at least $500 pps :321GFY

Then you need to sign up for our exclusive "unreliable payouts" option.

I see to get this off the ground I'm going to need to throw an unreliable party at an unreliable convention, where everyone meets and makes a lot of unreliable promises. But first, I'll need to hire an unreliable marketing rep and an unreliable affiliate manager to forget who said what at the show.

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set me up with enough jager bombs and i can be your unreliable affiliate rep np! I'm looking for a new gig and this job sounds perfect :thumbsup

Can you zoom out? All I see is her bleached asshole.

she almost did a great job, looks just like the bathtub ******* sits in :thumbsup
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That bitch gave my buddy herpes. I'd be careful with her if I were you.

Oh, and the point of airbrushing is to not make them look so airbrushed. Whatever Filipino you hired to do your retouching needs to be shit canned.

Shit. Now I'm going to have to hire an unreliable attorney to file an unreliable lawsuit regarding my unreliable copyrights and unreliable trademarks.

I'll have a chat with my unreliable filipino photo editor right away. :thumbsup

well fuck do i now spend 3 hours cleaning my master bathroom for a bathroom shoot at noon today knowing i booked the most unreliable girl that owes me money and there is a 90% chance she won't show up or just be unreliable myself and if she shows up she can wait her unreliable ass till i get the place clean??

are you reliable enough to pick up the phone to hire an unreliable attorney to file an unreliable lawsuit regarding your unreliable copyrights and unreliable trademarks?

Fire his ass. He made this unreliable girl look a little too... washed out.

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