Email I just got on myspace..
 

Should I come up with a witty response or not even waste my time w this douchebag? I thought this was sooo funny I had to share w u guys..
heres his myspace if youd like to reply urself:
http://www.myspace.com/repentyoursins



God Loves You! dont think i am judging you , but it is the truth .. bcos the truth is BITTER
The Bible says, "God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life" john 3 ,16

The problem is that . . .

2. All of you women have done porn and , pracTise things that are wrong. This is called sin, and your sins have separated you from God.
The Bible says ?All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. ? God is perfect and holy, and our sins separate us from God forever. The Bible says ?The wages of sin is death. ?

The good news is that, about 2,000 years ago,

3. God sent His only Son Jesus Christ to die for our sins.
Jesus is the Son of God. He lived a sinless life and then died on the cross to pay the penalty for our sins. ?God demonstrates His own love for us in that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us. ?

Jesus rose from the dead and now He lives in heaven with God His Father. He offers us the gift of eternal life -- of living forever with Him in heaven if we accept Him as our Lord and Savior. Jesus said "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except by Me. "

God reaches out in love to you and wants you to be His child. "As many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe on His name. " You can choose to ask Jesus Christ to forgive your sins and come in to your life as your Lord and Savior.

4. If you want to accept Christ as Savior and turn from your sins, you can ask Him to be your Savior and Lord by praying a prayer like this:
"Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and Savior. I want to serve you always. "

PLEASE TURN FROM INIQUITY FROM PORN AND SINFUL NUDENESS, HOMOSEXUAL AND LESBIANISM AND BEASTIALITY, TRANSEXUALITY. AND HAVE A GOOD LIFE . THINK TWICE , YOUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF GOD WOMAN, NOT BEING WHORES REPENT REPENT WOMAN
FOR JESUS SAYS IF YOU ARE ASHAME OF ME , I WILL BE ASHAME OF YOU ON THE LAST DAY .....
THE SOUL THAT SINNETH DIES AND GO TO HELL THAT BURN WITH FIRE
REPENT AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE STYLE THIS IS THE END TIME .... BE A WORTHY WOMAN ..
YOU NEED DELIVERENCE EMAIL ME BACK

send a pic of *******

Hahahah perfect.

good idea but at the same time I dont want this ahole to get my myspace deleted.. all it takes is one or two complaints, Ive already had it happen to me twice :(

and here I thought this thread was going to be interesting......

what a friggin psycho! don't even waste your time except, if it was me i wouldn't be able to resist a comment on his page "Jesus's #1 female sidekick had been a whore and he loved her more than anyone else". block his judgy, preachy ass gurl :thumbsup

Send him here: http://divine-interventions.com/index2.php

I'm sure he'd love the baby jesus buttplug.

LOl Sorry I'm not more entertaining for you Steve, I'll try harder next thread. :321GFY

LOL "pracTise" ? lol

You need 4 monitors to see that dudes whole profile.

Tell him to get back to you after he perfects his life.

But honestly, I think it's a fake profile.

I sent that one.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh what a wacko

and non industry people think WE are weird? :1orglaugh

did u see the last friend on his page "EX PORN STAR AGAINST PORN OFFERING HELP" priceless!!!!!

Is it from Shelly Lubben?.. lol ..

wow, I wouldn't respond.

Or I'd respond with...


"Here's a password to my paysite, keep an open mind."

..and heres another myspace email I just got.. Everyone's hatin today I love it LOL

TO CUTE TO BE SHOWING OFF ON A WEBCAM!!! LOL NO REAL MAN RESPECTS THAT!!!...CUM ON CHICKA GROW UP!!!


..grow up he says.. :1orglaugh

hahahaha he's friends with crissy moran?

classic

Those guys always add you as their "friend" because they care sooooo much about your lost soul. How weird.

mark it as spam :)

But he's a real man and deserves respect! :1orglaugh

I kinda miss my profile because I would get self righteous religious types telling me that "We are made in the image of God, not some dirty monkey".

Myspace tards are the best! In fact, I think I'm going to make a profile and baht up a bunch of crusaders to play with.

If he's going to preach to ya about how you're wrong because of what you do he could at least spell correctly (lol @ beastiality).

I always laugh at the whole "he died for our sins" bullshit.. So "god" immaculately rapes a woman, she has a child, names him Jesus, he lives till he's an adult then he get crucified for our sins? Suuuuuuuuure! I'm sure the people that crucified him sat down and had a talk "Ya know, we're all stupid sinners. We need to crucify this Jesus dude so he can die for our sins. Sound good?"

"YOUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF GOD WOMAN, NOT BEING WHORES REPENT REPENT WOMAN"

That is so rude, how could he ever think you'd take him seriously? I guess he feels like he's doing his "service" no matter what your reply, if any at all.

send a complaint to myspace about this and get HIS account closed.

hey, Just sent you a message on your cash program's contact about doing some shooting with Anna from http://Ann-Angel.com You guys would look awesome together! Let me know if you are interested please.

Tell him your muslim and then ask, btw what do people do in heaven all day, is it like disney land?

that site is so wrong lol

yep yep :thumbsup

Do you normally respond to form letters?

Don't waste your time. Make money, have fun, do what you want. I'm no specialist in the area, but methinks god has better things to do than concern himself with folks having sex outside of wedlock... Listening to guys like him blather incessantly prolly isn't real high on the priorities list, either.

best response! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He wants you.

These are the kind of idiots you see in cults.

Ya like watch as millions of people die in things like the holocaust.

God fucken loved them allll!!!!!!

Fuck god. I can't wait to go to hell.

I don't hate religion but I have a MAJOR problem with people who're trying to tell me how to live my life. It pisses me off.

He's probably one of those fuckers that has a "wide stance" when sitting on airport toilets, or does meth with his "male masseuse" while his wife sits at home.