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The Pede Showdown
Post your most impressive pede....
this is my entry: http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/centipede.jpg (yes.... it's rigged) |
That Pede thing is getting a little lame Amp..
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FLOCK OF PEDES
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I havent seen any of those here. But we do have silver fish. The little fuckers are fast and ugly as fuck. They look like a compact centipede.
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know the pede...
kneel before the pede... love.... the pede.... tattoo...the pede |
Ok Amp.. here you go
Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother! What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie! What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with chilblains! What has 50 legs but cant walk? Half a centipede! What do you call a guard with 100 legs? A sentrypede! What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken? Enough drumsticks to feed an army! What did one centipede say to the other centipede? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....! Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team? He took too long to put his boots on! What is worse than an alligator with toothache? A centipede with athlete's foot! What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! |
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pede humor ROCKS! and brown bear has a pretty fine pede collection |
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didn't you recognize my hands? |
This guy fucked with the pede, now he's gonna regret it!
http://www.stanford.edu/~wgupta/imag...0millipede.jpg |
Millipedes don't count..... they don't carry the pain-from-Hell poison that true centipedes do....
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http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/pede.jpg
..as vicious as they get! |
Everytime I think about how great it would be to move to Hawaii, all I have to do is come back to this thread.
Fuck. I would rather be shot in the foot than bitten by a centipede. |
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mistake. I instantly rehydrated him.... he stretched out to his full 8 inch length. And then I flushed his mutherfucking ass.... fuckin' pedes man...... I swear to Allah, I won't walk down my damn hallway without lights on now.... I'll be fuckin' damned if I'm gonna step on one of those bastards.... I have no emergency room wish here... |
*shiver*
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Ok, I am officially more scared of centipedes than spiders now
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Disturbing.. Are you one of those persons that trade screenshots like this on public newsgroups? |
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I know the pedes can and do eat my babies, but I have always been and always will be, a RoachMan.
http://lonestar.texas.net/~rtremper/bigroach.jpg |
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Centipedes are painful as hell, I lived in Hawaii when my I was a kid, (dad was in the Navy) and I saw tons of them.. some were a foot and a half long.. scary looking.
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Holy fuck i got goose bumps that is some sick crap and yea im a wuss when it comes to bugs :ak47:
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Thats sick,scary and disturbing !!!! :(
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