One thing I gotta know...
 

"You got any asprin?"


Name the movie, then add a new quote for others to guess. Keep it going. Saturdays can be boring... :winkwink:

Die Hard With a Vengeance


If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"

Ace Ventura


Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: Fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

The Boondock Saints

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

BoonDock Saints.

Ya it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair
[laughs]
but it's ok it works, ya, cause you've got a dickface.

cause I have had a BAD fucking headache

Beerfest

Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.

That wasn't a movie, that was my wife. :)

Oh, and for my new quote... "Fuck me harder, harder, yessssss"
(and before you smartasses reply I'll beat you to it, no that wasn't my wife)

Reservoir Dogs

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman."

That's from Snatch.

Here's a personal fave:


"I mean, if you haven't bought a gun or a pick-axe at some point it isn't a real relationship."

"Nigga, you know who I am?"