why does america not incorporate the bidet or at least the hose?
 

you get a super clean asshole, there are no complaints, and everyone wins:thumbsup

the hose I refer to is the one that looks like it belongs on your kitchen sink, but thrusts such amazing force up your ass that any toilet paper subjected to it seems untampered with haha

I use the moist baby wipe style flushable wipes that they sell in the supermarket as t.p.. Dry paper is simply not suitable for the job!

hm, I always take a shower afterwards, I don't need bidet let alone a hose

I find it way more weird that in many countries houses and flats have bathtubs but not showers.

Hey, I'm filthy, I'll take a bath, splash spalsh, ok now the water's flithy too, splash spalsh, ok now I'm totally clean...

Baby wipes are cheaper than redoing your bathroom :)

You're absolutely right, every bathroom should have an ass sprayer. Have clean assholes would raise the happiness inedex in America by at least 4%

because the tree huggers would bitch that we are wasting water :2 cents:

I've always assumed it had to do with American men being terrified at the very thought of letting something that close to their asshole. :2 cents:

I guess we figure we're able to wipe our asses.


My grandmother has bidets in all her bathrooms. They mainly ended up being toys, though.

I remember the joy of my little brother at 11 the first time we went to London "Cool! There's a water fountain in the bathroom!".

i remember the time i pee'd in your vagina...

If it works for those crazy japanese.save the the planet.I would miss the comfort of the Charmin

I miss my bidet. It did a much better job cleaning, and I didn't have to 'chase after dinner' :(

The toilet paper lobby in Washington, DC is huge and supported by organized crime. In fact, we may never hear from you again.

bidets make for good ashtrays

very good point... i dont think i've ever smelled a funky asshole on a girl or tranny for that matter in asia because of this... then i got to thinkin about the numerous times i've went to toss a chicks salad in the US only to find a little funk... not cool... now, i think its downright disgusting of americans and wherever doesnt have spray water for their asses... when i go to amsterdam from thailand... it disgusts me there's no ass-water..

if you dont have a bidet or something to spray your ass, you're just nasty.

haha and no worries about stinking up anything, seat cushions, etc.

lolololololol

at least 4%?

SOS pads work for me !

cuz their shit dont stink

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


This post really made me LOL

if clean shitholes and bidets are the way to go how come the french smell like ass.

American homes do have bidets...

It's not a standard thing but is common in luxury homes..

In japan the bidet is built into the toilette that is key.

Because they only use the bidet on their ass. :)

All I know is I HATE going into bathrooms with those sprayers and seeing water all over the fucking toilet seat, that doesn't look very hygenic either!!

Nice point...