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Sid70 07-21-2008 01:24 PM

Dark side of a teen life story :)
 
Well, i was trying to say that many american JOKES they are made to LOL, to have fun and many those I hear they come from dark side of humor and here I tried translating from Russian:

" ... an intelligent family, 17 yo girl is pregnannt, mother is taking pills, dad is drinking fine cognac vodka shots , all waiting for a fucker... it comes a limo, they see a well dressed guy, all the brands, golden watch and shit. He comes in and says, im married and will never leave my family but if she gets a boy he will inherit my 2 plants and 10 bills of cash + her life time payouts, if she gets a girl she will get 5 mills, my airline stocks and life time payouts, but if she gets no baby.... here comes her dad, walks closer to the guy, puts his arm on his shoulder and says: " Then you gonna fuck her and get her pregnant again.."

Michaelious 07-21-2008 01:26 PM

lol! :thumbsup

shekinah 07-21-2008 07:31 PM

true that!!:thumbsup

NickXXX 07-21-2008 07:43 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 07-21-2008 07:44 PM

Heh heh..that was good for a laugh

J. Falcon 07-21-2008 07:47 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

klaze 07-21-2008 07:50 PM

I think you forgot the punch line...

Did the father have a gun?

tranza 07-22-2008 08:12 AM

Hahaha...great joke!

truthless 07-22-2008 08:16 AM

Hahaha in some places that is the only good reason to have a daughter

viencarl 07-23-2008 05:04 AM

lol :):):)

Violetta 07-23-2008 05:29 AM

hahahaha

irinasp 07-23-2008 07:56 AM

yeah, I've heard it already... lol

Iron Fist 07-23-2008 08:01 AM

:1orglaugh

adonthenet 07-24-2008 09:29 AM

lol nice one :)


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