Swallowing my pride and asking for help.
 

Please Help.

I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed

Just sent $0.50.

priceless

lol, great thread.

the money is in your account, just let me know if you need more :winkwink:

what is your paypal? I got a shiney new quarter that needs a good home

I just put a big wad in your box

haha wicked:)

Really should leave your epass or Paypal account for those of us that would like to donate.

Damn you are really suffering, give the cook :1orglaugh

That really touched me deep down in my special place.

nice post :)

Donation sent

:2 cents: :2 cents:

ROTFL at this thread!

I want to contribute! You take Colones right?

it's hard to see another guy down

I'll send some traffic your way, should pay for at least a mile in the lambo with todays gas prices

i am willing to strip for cash.

I have the same problem

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have a jar of Colones for you Steve.

I'm a strong believer in self-reliance...

Have you ever considered becoming a gigolo?

There is big money to be made being a man-whore (ask Juicy):

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/juice_bigalow.jpg

:pimp

ADG

Please post your paypal,this is serious.

Best thread EVER.

Are you willing to accept a donation of Canadian currency Steve?


no...didn't think so. :D

The check is in the mail! :winkwink:

Sorry Bro, guess I'm not in your league anymore, I'm spending all my moneys on how to become more Zen like a buddhist so I have no needs for the boats watches planes and fast cars ;-)

I'll send you some lube.

:)

Brad

You must really be feeling the gas prices. What's your paypal, I'll buy you a full tank :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Dear Steve, you know how much I love you man..

I understand that with the value of your monkey dollars by these days, it must be a very hard time for you. Please send me your ePassporte account info so I can send you some worthy Canadian Dollars...

Hopefully my little contribution will help for a Jet Plane... I strongly suggest a Bombardier Challenger, they are assembled here in Quebec and these are the shit !

http://www.palaiskraft.com/files/Bom...lenger-604.jpg


Mad love :)

p.s. everyone joking about colones, feel free to send them my way :1orglaugh

I do not have money but I can ship out some bitches to help with your entourage issues.

BTW I lost your number can you icq me or call so we can do that thing we talked about?

You aren't shit until you have a private jet :)

someone chop this and add a LightSpeed logo to the plane

http://www.cbjets.com/v2/images/DA50EX311EXT3.jpg

Sally Struthers says, "Please donate what you can to help out poor Steve!"
http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/...truthers25.jpg

We can send you some traffic :)

As much as I am touched by your openness and feel that you are hurting I can not give you any money.
Please do not be angry with me. I know you will reach your goal one day and I hope on that day I can shake your hand knowing the hurt you have gone trough.
For now I need my money for my own as I have dreams to.
:)

I always knew you were a swallower.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a little donation does alot

My heart is aching for you and your suffering family :)

bahahahahaha

thread of the year

Very nice! :thumbsup

Great thread Steve :)

I will be happy to donate, but also happy to buy you dinner that may result in more money than the stipend I can contribute to your paypal ;)

I really expected this thread to go over like a fart in church.

You people are twisted.

Let's just take $10m to Vegas and bet it all on black!

damn thats rough, im sorry to hear that. im sure if we just dug into our pockets and pull out a few $100k each we could help you get back on your feet. i mean seriously, this is GFY, $100k is just pocket change for us right?

whats your epass, ill forward you over a few mill to get you by for the next few days.

best of luck tho, i hope things work out :thumbsup

MC Hammer wannabe...

ok fine dinner is on me
you can pick between one of three classy venues
mcdonalds/burger king/taco bell