Things Your Car Is Saying About You...
 

Chevy Corvette: ?I?m in a mid-life crisis?


Wow.

Jeep: ?Just cause I like going to the beach with dudes doesn?t mean I?m gay?


wtf :1orglaugh

I notice a busted ass Dodge Ram 50 isn't on the list. I guess porn.com hasn't gone into the classics yet.

Cadillac: “Retirement Rocks”


I wish I could :)

IM in the I dare you to cut me off group.

Mercedes SL AMG: “I own Porn.com”

LOL

My model isn't listed, but I'm a mixture of

“I don’t have sex on the first date”
“I won’t go down on you”
“I expect you to go down on me on the first date”

I love this list, so on par with so many of the vehicles.

They didn't have my car on there :(

Ml 500, 2006

mine's not on there :(

One of mine is on there:

Mini: “My life is so much fun you probably want to be my friend”

Honda Civic: “I just graduated and have no credit yet”

Haha, I'll be forever young!

any cars to add?

This is very funny!

2009 scion xb

“I own Porn.com”
why is the CL 600 amg not there ?

i have a dodge ram with 40" tires, where would i fit in?

right between 3" dick and "I cum to fast"

ahahahahah :1orglaugh

What a great thread. We need to add more cars to this! What does everyone drive and what WOULD you think your car said about you??????

Be gentle
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I drive a 5 series and I dont mind going down on bitches or 69ing

Great list

I am jealous of my car.. it gets all of the attention :(

BMW 3 Series: “I don’t have sex on the first date”

i sooooo do.

hahaha love the SL one

Ferrari: “I am known to prematurely ejaculate”

all some truth to that

With the 'economy' class BMW you'd HAVE to go down on chicks. With a cheap BMW I'm surprised you even get girls.




:winkwink::winkwink:

Fuck yeah man, right on. With the biggest beamer you could afford that puts you at having sex on the first date what, once, maybe twice a year?

Alfa Romeo? :)

Lincoln Navigator: ?I have a 3 inch penis?

well we know that shit aint true or Id be out of work.:1orglaugh

BMW 5 Series: “I won’t go down on you”
lol

does that count the M3 as well?? :Oh crap

damn it, i guess im fucked then :1orglaugh

Hm, they didn't seem that funny to me. But I like Audis, so maybe that's my problem :)

Honda Accord: “I lack any originality whatsoever, and I’m fine with that”

haha thats great

hahaha, dead on for me:
Acura: “I value luxury, but I’m too bland for German cars”
WG

"Chicks dig it"

This is funny. Who wrote it? lol

Add 2008 Lexus RX 400h

cars are men thing. :winkwink:

hyundai for life ..

lol

Volvo: ?I?m a professor at the university?

^ESC:tabopen volvocars.com


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Here's mine....BMW Z3 series.

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