I'll sign up with your shady programs
 

Here are my conditions:

- $300 per new customer.

- A dedicated whore assigned to my account.

- Daily payout.

- Possibility to take over your business within the next 12 months after you fucked all your customers and emptied every company bank account.

Sincere regards.

Please forward inquiries to [email protected]

Every day people prove to me that they don't give a fuck about me.

So I follow the mentality of I got bills to pay and cars to buy so fuck you too.

It was my $XXX PPS follow up parody after the San Diego one. Glad you liked it.

Take care.