Do you touch yourself in the car?
 

So when you are driving by yourself does your free hand meander down to your penis/pussy ? Do you secretly massage your pleasure area while waiting in line at the drive through? Curious minds want to know. :winkwink:

please don't let anyone know i told you this.......but some times ;)

You naughty Minx.. :winkwink:

I scratch my balls or adjust my wang if necessary. Might have to give it a shot now that you mentioned it.....

I prefer Dixie to do it, but a squeeze of the old half chub now and again works. Dixie rubs herself all the time the little nymph lol.

I've pretty much got one hand on my gear most the day.

Well... I don't drive... so no...

adjust and scratch my balls from time to time

Oh behave ;)

Ya I can see you doing that. lol :winkwink:

Sometimes :) I like to touch myself in the tanning bed too :)

Im so busy with the gear nob I havent got time to play with my own, although I do see a lot of people picking their noses while driving..havent tried that one yet, Im sure they think they are invisible or something when they drive with a finger shoved up their nostrils

naughty :)

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nose pickin in the car never jerked off

if ur a guy, its almost subconscious act to always be handling ur junk at any and all available moments. Take right now, i typed this one handed and i didn't even notice :2 cents:

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Since moving I have seen many that do.. My windows face a very busy road and I'm on the 2nd floor so I can see exactly what happens in vehicle.. Been here 1 month and have already seen bjs, pussy licking, masturbating etc.. haha.. Wish I had my camcorder ready all the time lol

IT WAS A SCRATCH!!

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Only when I am thinking of your hotness.

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Its nasty when you are driving and get all sweaty, you have just got to scratch those wet smelly old bollocks at some point

Im a fuckin Mormon we only do that to our siblings.

Shit.. I sometimes touch myself when I'm on the phone with my male friends.. kinda strange but it's a habit.. nothing sexual towards that person, I just like to touch my junk while I'm on the phone..

Felicity Featherbottoms likes to finger herself in the fanny.

Do you idiots start threads like this just to increase your thread count?? What the fuck?

So thats one more for touches himself in the car then? :1orglaugh

Yeah, you'll be up for a Pulitzer with posts like this.

Or could be he picks his nose while driving

and for the record...sometimes while driving down the interstate I beat my dick like it owes me money

Ive tried it but can never pop out the jizz. I can with a girl doing it though. Have to stop if Im going do it for real lol.

I am gonna make sure you dont get my biz card...
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It's tough. I have to find a quiet stretch of road and I can do it. If I have to go by a truck or something I knock it off. All that stopping and starting makes it impossible. :1orglaugh

Okay, I have said entirely too much.

A guy that worked for my dad years and years ago had to goto court for not tucking it back away as he passed a truck driver. Guy reported him. And he ended up losing in court and on the sex offender list. I kid you not. lol The guy told the judge he has poison ivy. Judge didn't buy it. lol

Holy shit. Now I am never going to be able to get it up in the car again. Thanks a lot. :(

No, but I have seen it back when I was in high school. Our football team was on the school bus going to a game. A few of us saw a woman in the car next to us fingering herself at the stop light.

many years later when i see those old class mates we still talk about that day.

I have to touch my self. my hands are always cold and need warming up

Other tha a scratch,that's all I do

All you ones that said NO are LIARS!!!! :1orglaugh:winkwink:

If by 'Touch Yourself' you mean 'Occasionally take a crafty shit while stuck in traffic on the 405'...

Then yeah... I 'Touch Myself'... :)

I masturbate every time I pass a VW beetle.

this thread is proof that republicans are sexually frustrated as a motherfucker..... never even thought about it while driving.

No, I can barely drive straight with both hands on the wheel, let alone one.

I like most men grab and adjust ourselves often throughout the day..

You are a very creepy individual.

First your avatar and now a thread like this..

btw.... we as europeans dont have a 'free hand'. Everybody drives 'a stick' like it's so damn plump called by americans - MANUAL MOTHERFUCKER! The only people who drive automatic transmission are women of 65+ years of age. Fucking girls.

You think I am creepy? lmao you better find a new field of work kiddo.

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I used to do it quite frequently but not so much anymore. I used to drive around the shopping mall and as I was cruising up towards the girls walking out of the mall and throughout the parking lot to their cars, I would time it just right so that I would be blowing my load as I was staring at their asses. Never had a problem timing it either unless they were to change their direction at the split second or something to that effect.

my car is on a stick shift, so both my hands are mostly busy but i dont mind a hottie like Sarah helping it in any way possible ;)

No :)
But i need