The Chinese Food Deliveryman Said I Should Get A Chinese Wife...
 

...because I order so much Chinese food and it'd be easier to get a Chinese wife to cook it for me. :1orglaugh

might be cheaper too! lol

probably a good deal :)

I've had that said to me alot of times too, and when they say it it does have an appeal for a moment or two :2 cents:

That would make a lot of sense

Are you heavily overweight by any chance?

Yup. Do you think that will help my chances in landing that sexy Chinese wifey?

I know how you feel man, I'm sure the local chinese place is sick of seeing my face every day... heh

cook for you or cook you?
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Learn cooking chinese yourself, and get a better wife with bigger boobs and ass.

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Gitmo - heh?

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Yep, fell in love with "spring rolls" so I picked up a Viet girl...lol jk, more like the other way around. Fell in love with a Viet girl and introduced me to one of the healthiest meals ever...spring rolls. :1orglaugh

yeah, no good boobies here .. :(

just finished my own stir fry... was good shit

I eat Panda Express waaaaaay to much. Their Orange Chicken is amazing! Too bad there are no actual Chinese people working there.

Careful.. he may have a sister he's trying to pawn off

You guys realise that chinese food restaurents don't sell real chinese food right ?

When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook" :1orglaugh

I love it :1orglaugh

Hmmm... would that not be eating out ?


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fantastic fucking advice....

That's hilarious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh