Hamburger helper is GROSS
 

Oh man.

I was feeling lazy tonight and had a pound of Hamburger meat in the fridge. I decided to dust off that old box of hamburger helper Lasagna in my pantry and cook it up.

I am seriously regretting it!

First sign this was a mistake: It looks like runny shit with noodles.

I decided to move past that and give it a shot anyway. I ate it in college, why not now?

Fast forward to 30 minutes ago, about 15 minutes after eating this disgusting meal.
My ass has been spewing almost non-stop. I'm sure to have lost 4-5lbs, You know.. about 13 flushes worth. The T.P couldn't handle it, so I had to rinse off in the shower.

Is this a normal reaction to HH?

uh oh.. here it goes again....

Now I remember why I've had the same box of Hamburger Helper in my pantry for the last 2 years.

See that is what you get for eating that crap!!

sounds to me like you ate some bad meat bro...

HH has enough preservatives to last until the second coming of christ...

have a nice time on the shitter for the next 4-6 hours...

do yourself a favor and hurl that shit back up...

Thanks for the warning!

Thanks for the very visual description, lol.
WG

That sounds a little more serious.sounds like the meat was bad although HH is gross it wouldn't do that

I haven't done too good on eating lately. You are prob lighter than me now.. That will be a trip! The kids went to their Moms Sunday and I got lazy today.

Crap, I just sharted! ugh!!!

Looks like I will be staying in tonight.

marketsmart -

This is good 93% sirloin. I had burgers last night and felt fine. This is just BAD Hamburger Helper!

Where the fuck did all this oil come from?>!!?!??!

I do my best:thumbsup

:helpme :helpme

The description + his avatar really .... nm...

You Fucking Spoiled Cry Baby!

I ate tons of it as well as other inexpensive foods growing up.

I usually cook my food from scratch. I don't do boxed dinners. I'm a good cook who is now paying for being lazy! The meat was good, I am sure of it. I bought it yesterday

So did I! I used to love this stuff. I was a military brat, we ate this all the time, along with generic macaroni, grilled cheese and campbells tomato soup! lol

uuuuuum yeah

This is still killing me!

I shoudl say there are no stomach pains, but my ass is like a faucet!

I did find some corn there.. I haven't eaten corn in a good week and a half (How does that happen? I chew them, but they come out whole?!?!?!?)

Ew! Sounds like bad meat, I'd have to agree with the others. I mean, HH isn't *good* food by any stretch of the imagination, but unless you're having a reaction to the MSG in it, I don't know why you'd be sharting :)

:1orglaugh

The toilet paper couldn't handle it?:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

You had to rinse off in the shower? You really need to stop thinking like a batchelor and buy more than 4 rolls of TP...

I can't imagine it causing that much agony. Something must of been bad, either the box or the meat.

It's probably best you're shitting everywhere now. Those ones that take about a day to hit you usually turn into full blown food poisoning. When it hits you instantly it usually only lasts a few hours. Sure does suck though.

I was 13 flushes in!!! At some point one has to think about the budget and take the easy way out!

Hey Elli! I'm so sorry we had to rekindle things in this way. Please wipe that memory from your mind... ahh shit. I did it again. I said "wipe"

:Oh crap

My mom use to make that shit 3 times a week when I was a kid. Guess that is why I got food poisoning 4 times.

Even walking by HH in Safeway makes me want to hurl.

I've had e.coli before and regular food poisening. This is nothing like it. no gut-wrenching pains... No vomiting.

Perhaps because I didn't drain the meat? But it was 93% lean SIRLOIN.. the good stuff to make GREAT hamburgers. I bought it the day before... I was going Gourmet Hamburger Helper! lol

The bathroom runs have subsided.. no pissing from my ass anymore... I've popped off a few wet farts, but nothing to be ashamed of.

lol.. Military brat?

Try the Tuna Helper next time.I actually like the Au Gratin :)

nope I guess my mom just loved HH??????


Hey it was better then liver and onions ICKKKKKKKKK (her favorite)

If I even smell liver I will hurl

I did everything as a kid to get away from liver......

Throw it out the window

Feed it to the dog

Stuff it in my sock, pocket, etc and flush it down the toilet


etc etc etc

I do believe I will stay away from anything ending in "Helper" from now on. I'm very happy to make my food from scratch. I can cook quite well.

Check out www.sharky.com for proof;-)

Tuna Helper?

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

hehe I'm still giggling that you said "sharted" :) No worries, we've all had "runny bum" before. That's what my mom always called it!

OMG my parents used to make me liver all the time! they said it was good for me! I used to chew and chew and then spit it out in my milk so they thought I ate it.

LATER my dad confessed that he hated the stuff but he fed it to me because his parents did it to him, so it must be the right thing to do! ARRRRG!

wierd... the lasagna is the only HH that I don't mind eating. Mind you I do use extra lean hamburger meat and sprinkle liberally with Parmesian (sp?) cheese.

There's a chicken helper that I dig... something oriental (maybe fried rice is the name). Other than those two I think the remaining helpers are shit.

So you will still be my friend? lol.

Are you going to Internext?

Just say no to liver... it's evil

Why feed it to you when he hated it just because it was fed to him? Where is the logic in that?

I used fresh grated parmesan as well (I did say I was trying to be gourmet;-) )

I've had the fried rice.. decent, but nothing like the Garlic Fried Rice Jenni Dahling taught me how to make.. YUM!

BTW Ice! Long time no speak man. I hope all is well.. or at least better than is going for me tonight! hahah

All is good brotha.... how have you been?

Doing great, less the nights activities;-)

Hit me up on icq tomorrow and catch up

Nothing beats liver and onions with bacon and some Moosehead to wash it down

Damn canadians :1orglaugh

Will do man;-)

The first time i cooked HH I forgot to drain the grease after browning the meat. Worse meal ever! :)

My dad is a wonderful guy, but the liver is nearly unforgiveable.

Yes and yes! I get in late Wed.

Perhaps that was my mistake. but at such lean meat I dind't see much need...

Live and learn!

I get in midday Thursday.. I'll hit you up on ICQ now:thumbsup

Grrr... I have heartburn now.

It had to be the grease from not draining the lean meat.

PS sharky, 93% lean sirloin doesn't make great burgers :) Burgers really do need that 20% fat content as a minimum, and sirloin is overrated for a burger when chuck is better.