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DWB 08-07-2008 05:29 AM

You MUST see this photo!!! God, I love Thailand!!
 
http://www.sinsinnati.com/images/mobile/MOBILE_0271.jpg

I opted for the Thai massage with Ball Massage for 400 Baht ($12 USD).

Then I payed the stunning young girl with big firm tits an extra 500 Baht and shot my sperm deep into her teenage twat.

seeandsee 08-07-2008 05:31 AM

36$ for 2 hours massage in vip spa, fuck! :)

Martin 08-07-2008 06:01 AM

Dude you rail hookers bare back? How hasn't your dick fallen off yet?

crockett 08-07-2008 06:08 AM

So you re fucking Thai hookers bareback?

DWB 08-07-2008 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 14575794)
Dude you rail hookers bare back? How hasn't your dick fallen off yet?

Not just hookers... Thai hookers.

Spunky 08-07-2008 06:17 AM

Gotta dig chicks that massage the balls

CaptainHowdy 08-07-2008 06:46 AM

I want a ball massage now ;(!

OG LennyT 08-07-2008 06:48 AM

I want a ball massage.

that's awesome bro

tranza 08-07-2008 06:51 AM

Wow...that's really cheap!! :thumbsup

martinsc 08-07-2008 06:51 AM

damn... a ball massage sounds pretty damn good to me right now...

Scott McD 08-07-2008 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14575593)

I think i'd like to check this out some time... :2 cents:

jscott 08-07-2008 06:56 AM

I still have never had my ballz massaged yet :(

StuartD 08-07-2008 06:59 AM

dammit, I totally should'a found you when I was in Thailand a couple weeks ago.

JamesK 08-07-2008 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 14576054)
I still have never had my ballz massaged yet :(

I'll give you a ball massage if you want :winkwink:

BabeHunter 08-07-2008 07:33 AM

what's the name of that place?

prices seem lower then the places on soi 33

Zorgman 08-07-2008 07:55 AM

Bargin. I feel like im in the 2 dollar shop :)

DWB 08-07-2008 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14575839)
So you re fucking Thai hookers bareback?

You can too if you follow these simple rules:

1) Only fuck the pretty ones.
2) Ask her if she is sick. Whores are honest, they will tell you the truth.
3) Ask her if she has had sex with Kman. If not, you are good to go.

DWB 08-07-2008 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14576064)
dammit, I totally should'a found you when I was in Thailand a couple weeks ago.

Indeed.

Always best to do Thailand (or any place) with someone who knows it.

pornguy 08-07-2008 08:12 AM

thats great

DWB 08-07-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14576013)
I want a ball massage now ;(!

Call me!

Jinx 08-07-2008 08:15 AM

HAHA that rocks

gornyhuy 08-07-2008 08:15 AM

I wish massages were that cheap here ... LEGIT massages even. I'd be there every friggin day.

Libertine 08-07-2008 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14576342)
You can too if you follow these simple rules:

1) Only fuck the pretty ones.
2) Ask her if she is sick. Whores are honest, they will tell you the truth.
3) Ask her if she has had sex with Kman. If not, you are good to go.

1) If she lets you bareback her, she lets others bareback her.

crockett 08-07-2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14576342)
You can too if you follow these simple rules:

1) Only fuck the pretty ones.
2) Ask her if she is sick. Whores are honest, they will tell you the truth.
3) Ask her if she has had sex with Kman. If not, you are good to go.

please tell me you are joking

DWB 08-07-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14576412)
1) If she lets you bareback her, she lets others bareback her.

I prefer to have them right after someone has already dumped a load in them. Adds to the experience.

DWB 08-07-2008 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 14576363)
I wish massages were that cheap here ... LEGIT massages even. I'd be there every friggin day.

If it's not raining out, I get a 1 - 2 hour Thai massage every day.

DWB 08-07-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14576432)
please tell me you are joking

Do you think I would joke about such things?

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-07-2008 09:01 AM

OMG thats funny!

Phoenix 08-07-2008 09:03 AM

cipro is easy to get there?

DWB 08-07-2008 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 14576551)
cipro is easy to get there?

You can get a 10 pack (500mg) for about 30 cents.

DonX 08-07-2008 09:09 AM

Fuck yeah :thumbsup:thumbsup

Sid70 08-07-2008 09:09 AM

now i'm gonna show this price list to my wife and demand this saturday night or i'm flying to thailand :)

The Duck 08-07-2008 09:21 AM

2 girls 1 vip room please :)

DaddyHalbucks 08-07-2008 09:33 AM

Last I read, Thai hookers had an extremely high incidence of AIDS.

Phoenix 08-07-2008 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14576560)
You can get a 10 pack (500mg) for about 30 cents.

no worries then:)

webair 08-07-2008 09:40 AM

sheesh just like that huh...amazing

DWB 08-07-2008 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14576656)
Last I read, Thai hookers had an extremely high incidence of AIDS.

Only the ugly ones.

DWB 08-07-2008 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 14576667)
no worries then:)

I mix Cipro into my morning blended smoothie.

DWB 08-07-2008 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair (Post 14576674)
sheesh just like that huh...amazing

Yup, just like that.

tony286 08-07-2008 09:53 AM

that's right to the point.

Iron Fist 08-07-2008 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabeHunter (Post 14576200)
what's the name of that place?

prices seem lower then the places on soi 33

I think it called "Disease R Us" - could be wrong though... :2 cents:

DWB 08-07-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14576737)
I think it called "Disease R Us" - could be wrong though... :2 cents:

No, you're not wrong. Only ugly Thai hookers have STDs and this place has its fair share of ugly girls full of disease.

Pretty Thai girls and girls from other countries are totally clean. You could never catch anything from a non-hooker. At least that is what most of you seem to believe.

Though it is pretty funny to hear people in the SEX INDUSTRY be so afraid of STDs. The industry is filled to the rim with disease in one form or another, and you're all making money from it. :thumbsup

Halcyon 08-07-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14576686)
I mix Cipro into my morning blended smoothie.


You should pitch that to Jamba Juice!!! "It-Burns-When-I-Peach"

boneprone 08-07-2008 10:15 AM

You can usually tell the HIV hookers from the non HIV hookers..

And he is right. When you ask they usually tell the truth or just look infected. I know guys who not only go bareback in Thailand but they normally cumm inside the bitch just like dirtywhiteboy did..

FYI its difficult for the male to get HIV from having sex with a female anyhow. That is fact.
Herpes is another thing. But he proably already has that so no worries.

And you really cant beat the price.

RP Fade 08-07-2008 10:21 AM

CDC called, they'd like you to send your penis to them :1orglaugh

Libertine 08-07-2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14576771)
No, you're not wrong. Only ugly Thai hookers have STDs and this place has its fair share of ugly girls full of disease.

Pretty Thai girls and girls from other countries are totally clean. You could never catch anything from a non-hooker. At least that is what most of you seem to believe.

Though it is pretty funny to hear people in the SEX INDUSTRY be so afraid of STDs. The industry is filled to the rim with disease in one form or another, and you're all making money from it. :thumbsup

STDs don't bother me, as long as it's other people getting them. I think it's like that for most of the people in here.

As for catching STDs from non-hookers, here's a nice little example of why hookers are a much bigger risk than non-hookers.

In Amsterdam, 7% of all hookers have HIV. Among the general population, the percentage is about 0.3%. Excluding gay males, the percentage drops to 0.1%. Excluding people not of western origin and drug addicts as well, the percentage is something like 0.01%.

Andy CHOOPA 08-07-2008 10:22 AM

lol that is great.

steved 08-07-2008 10:23 AM

It's just like a McDonald's Menu:) Instead of fries, you get balls massage.

Vicious Adult 08-07-2008 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 14576789)
You should pitch that to Jamba Juice!!! "It-Burns-When-I-Peach"

hahahaha

DWB 08-07-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 14576803)
You can usually tell the HIV hookers from the non HIV hookers.

And you really cant beat the price.

I like your style. :thumbsup


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