Asshole-ish things that people do which piss you off
 

I am not talking really serious things but the smaller asshole-ish things. The things they pretty much know is jerky thing to do but do anyway.

Today, I am throwing people that intentionally drive through puddles to splash people on curbs into the pot as my first entry. I just watched a guy go out of his way to drive through one and drench a woman with dirty water. What an ass.

What sort of things in that vein piss you off?

drive across pedestrian crossings and dont look at you as they know they are just being assholes

people who cut you up on freeways is pretty high too

People on the highway who can see the signs that their lane is closing ahead but continue to drive in the lane until the last possible minute to merge into traffic and butt ahead of others.

I often drive down the middle of the lane line to block those thoughtless assholes.

People who put their seat right back on a plane when they know it leaves you very little room at all behind them.

Especially on long flights :mad:


I normally just kick the seat untill they get pissed and put the seat back to it's original position...

Morons who kick the back of my seat when I'm watching a movie. That pretty much ruins things for me.

people that don't use their blinkers, people that go in the '12 items or less lane' with 20 things in their cart, people driving 65 in the fast lane, people that park at a gas pump and go inside for 20 minutes at a busy time...

sum all these up to being inconsiderate

I nearly always end up sitting behind one of those guys every time I fly to the States. It makes me even more annoyed when they don't even it put it up for the meals so you can eat.

People who think their trash belongs on that exact spot where they threw it, dropped it, or otherwise left it. Like, oh, on my boulevard, or in the middle of the street, or in an otherwise nice park area, etc.

Fucking pig sty dwellers, all of them.

- TopPop40 ringtones.

- Loud cellphone conversations.

- Those whom constantly say "... I am So busy ...", &/or "... I had a productive day/weekend etc ..."

- People that ride their bicycle on sidewalks---sidewalk riding is for childen and senior citizen! Adults belong on the road!!
- The same above morons whom do not dismount when crossing the street.

- stores that have top40 bunk radiating from their speakers.

- my posts

I hate wasting time hating.

People who throw trash on the streets really annoy me!!

ditto to the people that litter.
even more asshole-ish are the ones that believe it's alright since their garbage is so-called ""biodegradable"".

AND, people that hate haters!

I am multi-tasking 8 things right now. I have Hate 2.0 running in the background.

Not a second of time being wasted here, yet I'm getting in some pretty good hate. :D

You say "good morning" and are subjected to a litany of problems before you get a good morning in return. For years and years until you explode and tell them to just shut the fuck up and say "good morning" and get out of my face asshole.

hehe

You and I could run bitch threads in our sleep :)

I had to yell at 3 teen girls the other night who were sitting right behind me and my girl talking really loud. I told them to shut the fuck up and move somewhere else if they were going to continue to talk. They moved after protesting a bit.

People who think its okay to throw cigarette butts (with filters that last for years) wherever they damn well please - like the world is your fucking ashtray.

I drove for a mile or so behind someone who would dump about 30 butts out the window ever stop light. Brutal!!!

Btw, I am proclaiming "Asshole-ish" as word of the day today.

Everyone should try to use it in regular conversation at least once before midnight.

people who drive below the speed limit

jerkoffs that dont let you merge
- there is this road by my house that i travel on frequently that goes from 2 lanes to 1. it bugs the shit out of me when some dickwad wont let me in so i just drive right beside him and slowly start to push my way over. if they dont let me in, i wait unitl the next light and pass them on the right turn lane, then get in front and drive REALLY SLOW and pretend im going to turn right and when they start to go around, i quick jump back in the middle of the lane... geez, just reading this im a real dick sometimes

Or people that pay by fucken cheque for 2-3 items.. WTF is that shit?
Go to the ATM bitch. This happends all the time around here.

People who yap loudly on their cell while in the supermarket, like people around them who are forced to hear their crap conversation are going to think they are cool or something.


Oh this thread is starting to sizzle now. :D

I dunno man, the people in the lane that is ending are the ones that must merge. So the people in the normal non-merging road dont HAVE TO move for you. You have to move for them. I wouldnt call that asshole-ish unless it's a state law that they have to slow down or make room for you.

I start commenting on the half of the conversation that I hear. Loudly, very close to them.

If it's a loud conversation, I'm joining it goddamn it.

But again, I dont know if thats asshole-ish because from what I can tell, the people who do this are not aware they do it. Oblivious-ish.

People who don't wave to you after you let them in front of you in traffic

I'm sitting infront of you on our flight to Dominican :(

On a sidenote Sarah, a few weeks ago my friend was in his car and some young punks throw something at it but he couldn't stop coz they ran off. Two days later he was driving by and saw the punks sitting around in a big group near the road. Well also near was a car wash, and a big puddle had gathered from the water running away so my friend got his revenge. He drove through the huge puddle and soaked about 6 of them he said. I found it hilarious, but of course I don't find it hilarious about people who do it for nothing. Those idiots deserved it that time :)

Well, that was revenge even if silly tit for tat. It isn't really the same as people that randomly decide to soak somebody they don't know just for the fun of it. The times it has happened to me always tend to be when I am going somewhere where I need to look professional and not soaked with ditch water.

Trust me, they never leave it down for more than 5mins when infront of me.

They get fed up before i do, once i start banging on the back of their seat, probably while they are trying to get a sleep.

Our last trip to Vegas, the guy sat next to me was using his laptop. All of a sudden, the seat infront of him came waaaayyy back, and almost knocked the laptop flying! The guy then tried to just continue using it the way it was, but i told him to tell the dude to get his fucking seat back to normal. He did, and he did... :)

My conscience putting my seat back would get to me. I now know that the person behind me has basically no room. How can i not let that bother me? I can't.

So unless you pay for extra room, just make do with what you have, and don't bother pissing off the people behind you.



Touchy subject for me, as you might have guessed... :winkwink:

- hypocrites

- speaker phones

wow..you yelled at not just one teenage girl but 3

you should have slapped them as well....big man

some people have back issues.. and need to put their seat back to take the pressure off

if you also putyoru seat back..presto...you have more room

People with small kids (of an age that they can walk and talk) and expect everyone to cater to them by accepting that their kid is having a meltdown at a restaurant (not a fast food place), or that their kid can wander aimlessly around a store (while mom is on her cellphone).

traffic seems to be where assholes thrive.

- when people do not apologise for their mistakes

- when people refuse to accept responsibility for their actions

- after a person ""comes clean"" (M.Jones & 'roids etc), the pylons that say she is stupid for doing so.

I definately hate that. I'd be running down the street after that mofo for drenching me. LOL

WOW you guys have a lot of hate built up

people who don't pick up their dog's poo when they walk them. it's the law in Cali and totally rude to leave your dog's shit on or next to the path of everyone else. same as littering but 100x nastier.

I am with you on that one. In the dog walking spot in our area it often feels like we are the only people in town that own doggie poop bags.

too many things...especially people that stop at four way stops and dont know when to go....

going up escalators in metro or mall systems, ppl that stand 2 by 2 blocking it, while everyone behind them and before acknowledges the unwritten rule of one side for standers and one side for walkers.PPL like that make me miss the good ol days of public stonings

I like the direction you're going with your list so far.


I will add in: People who have such an inflated sense of entitlement that they think existing rules don't apply to them.

In London it is more than an unwritten rule - it is on a written reminder all over the escalators on the Underground and yet people still do that.

I do the same thing.

don't you hate it when some fucktard rushes up to the 4 way stop and sits there like a fucking doorknob?

you were in such a fucking hurry, now you don't know what to do? fucking idiots

pedestrians who cross 10 feet from the goddamn interesction...like it would kill them to walk to extra couple feet and walk in the crosswalk..
fuck you, next time I'm gunning it...you're not in a cross walk...you lose the right of way...eat my fender, fucknugget!

Women that stand on corners and try and block the dirty water I spray on the sidewalk with my tires.

eating fruit

Today it is people that decide to stop right in the middle of the sidewalk to have conversation. Of course they have to make sure they are spread totally across the walk so you can't get around them without stepping off the sidewalk.

I can't stand it when I'm outside doing something and my neighbors seem to only come outside if I'm out, and "pretend" to be doing something so they can be nosy. This drives me insane to no end. It's like they are never outside, and then when I actually am outside doing something or have family over, they suddenly appear to be busy bees outside. Why this drives me nuts, I'll never know. It just does.

same here, same here.

People who stare at me or maddog me for no reason. If I dont know you dont stare at me, cause I will stare back.

People who tailgate me when im driving, as long as I'm the right "slow lane" I can drive the speed limit if I want, I don't have to go any faster, too fucken bad if you are in a hurry, just fucken pass me, don't tailgate me, its not going to make me go any faster. I am in no hurry, I can go as slow as I want, go fuck yourself!

people who drive fast on the freeway and are always changing lanes ALL the time and weaving like a snake through traffic, go fuck yourself.

People who are nosy and like to look over at the car next to them (me) at a red light. I really hate this, it fucken annoying. When people bug me too much I just roll the window up and face the other way. I just want to get to my destination, im not nosy and look over at every red light to see who is next to me. It's very annoying. Get a life.

people who talk loudly on cell phones

rude people who talk on the phone all the time and text when they are with me. im talking about close friends, i still find it rude tho. They claim it is not rude because we are "close friends" so it shouldnt be like that. i also hate it when this one friend comes over to my house, and then sometimes will receive a phone call and walk into the bathroom or my bedroom and talk on the phone for half an hour. WTF. Talk at home, why come to my place just to go on the phone and talk to someone else? their excuse is that they are "busy and have a lot of people to talk to" etc.

people who bump into me and dont say "excuse me"

pedestrians who are about to cross and then wont walk when i stop for them, and i have to wave to tell them to fucken cross. wtf

friends who ask me where i bought certain things (like clothes) and then go and buy the same things and copy me. Get your own style. Why should i tell them where i got it, etc. It took me a long time to research it and figure out what i wanted to get etc. Why should i give away that time and effort for free? And I don't want them walking around looking like me because we are not twins! And then they say "oh its not like we are stars in hollywood where no one can wear the same thing". fuck you!

People who are always late and make me wait because they are getting ready/talking on the phone.