Sweet girl from the bar
 

I went to a disco bar with some friends yesterday :pimp
So i looked around and saw some fucking hot girls dancing together near the bar..
ahh no way you can skip such hot girls ! at all even if you are with good friends.
So i approached to the one of the women from their sweet company which off course i liked from fist glance at the body and the shaking in the air that did explode like fire works.
So just grabbed her hand and then gave her an offer she cant say no on:
A sweet really sweet drink free on the bar on my count because she is dancing so fucking amazing and i feel like i want to chat with her and have some fun discussing anything she like.
So after we finished drinking on the bar i asked:
do you like to go to my place?
then she say like.. really your place what are we going to do there?
(when you offer a girl a drink on your count what she expect that you are really so fucking really generous and full of cash so you want to share a free drink with all the hot girls in the place )
So i replayed:
we can watch a new movie you will enjoy it.
then she says really sure why not..
Like yeah a movie change the picture second ago what are we going to do there wathc a movie now that's okay :)
so we came to my place to watch the movie (yes) then i took some sham pain by the way sham pain is a free ticket to any girl.. everyone must have a bottle of it :)
then we had some of the drink and she told me she is going to take a shower..
yeah you start to smile at this point since after a shower no girl is going to walk away home since her hair is wet :)
and we had a fucking great night together ..

I'm not even going to bother trying to read that.

So a girl you've never met decides to take a shower in a place she's never been? How interesting....

:winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:

So did you fuck her?
Or just let her have a free drink, use your shower and home and send her on her way?

Are you in thailand? That would make more sense to me, either way your english blows.

i cant believe i even read that.....

Im after some beers :)

LOL sham pain

sweet ..:)

So glad i took the time to read that :1orglaugh

its pain if you dont have this drink :upsidedow

can i have my 90 seconds back?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I totally agree. Sham pain has gotten me out of sex many times. I usually go with head, stomach, or cramps.

Wow so you took a girl home from a bar ? congrats... that's really unusual

W T F kind of drugs are you on dude?

what drugs do you know?

its normal :)

sweet :)

you read it because you want to know what guys have in thier mind..:2 cents:
:1orglaugh

what drinks do you drink ?

what a girl is going to walk home with a wet hair?:)

Okay so what movie?

We did not get to the movie part.. just naked..

Sir, the ass in your avatar is amazing.

Thanks for telling us you got laid.

this is porn :)

I sip sham pain with feonce & eat black caviar

it hurts twice

you have style :)

you are so cool

Congrats... I guess

too bad the girl he met doesn't.

I'm still trying to figure out wtf sham pain is. Is it like fake pain? Ouch I hurt my leg in the war?

:pimp:pimp

Isn't it like that every few weekends? :)

I regret reading that

I also did! :disgust

"sham pain"
ROFLMAO!

such a nice experience man! Your such a lucky

wow, you are the man now. Come back when you have accomplished to take all three home. That would be something to brag about. How old are you?

Hahahahaha.

wow, that is so unheard of. I seriously doubt anyone else here has EVER been to a bar and picked up a chick. Please teach us the ways.

So this babe you don't know is going to leave a club with her friends to go to your place to "watch a movie" ... what fucking movie could be more interesting than being a club. Unless of course you picked up grandmom from the local bingo palor that has not had her pussy played with since the 50's

Then you bust out sham pain - Which if you really had this - the name of the drink is on the bottle. Which is pretty much similar in most languages. I would suggest using Google in the future to spell check for items when you are making up bullshit stories.

Then she asks to get a shower at a house she's never been to with a guy she's never met before?

1. No woman is going to let her hair or makeup get jacked in the shower on a first date.
2. No woman is going to wear dirty club clothes AFTER she gets a shower.

being married a long time gives me the knowledge of the 2 statements above.

** UNLESS ***
1. Its Grandmom from the bingo palor that just overjoyed to get a young boy
2. Its a TRANNY.
3. you were so hammered you picked up a guy and you are now gay.
4. It was really a sheep or other farm animal and you were just hammered.
5. You maxed out mom's credit card to buy a cheap hooker .. Then again a hooker wont be showering in your place. Unless she's there to rip all the copper pipe out to support a bad crack problem.

I hope your sites are not as lame as your stories ...................

I stopped after "disco bar" :1orglaugh:Oh crap:1orglaugh


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http://images.payplay.fm/s/h/shampain/600/shampain.jpg

Yeah, I always keep black guys around with big cocks too.... I know how well they work at getting the ladies naked.... I couldn't imagine how much pussy you would get with a black guy that is also a rapper around..:1orglaugh

The question is: why share this here?

This thread gets funnier by the minute. :1orglaugh

I gotta remember the sham pain trick. thanks for the tip