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Iron Fist 08-22-2008 11:50 AM

Cue the "Your mothers so fat" jokes... Breaking NEWS!
 
Weight makes woman not fit court
Can't get through doors to reach murder trial

EDINBURG, Texas ? Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-tonne, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.

On Thursday, a grand jury indicted Mayra Rosales, 27, on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr.

She previously had been charged with capital murder.

Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court.

As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.

Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.

"She would die," said Trevino in Thursday?s online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.

The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators? suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.

Authorities recommended Rosales? bond be set at $150,000.

The boy?s mother Jaime Rosales, was charged earlier with injury to a child because she allegedly left her son alone with his aunt. Her bond has been set at $100,000.

Source: http://www.winnipegsun.com/News/Worl...2/6538481.html

Bryan G 08-22-2008 11:52 AM

She probably sat on the kid

Cyndalie 08-22-2008 11:52 AM

This is why we have webcams and teleconferencing.

SykkBoy 08-22-2008 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 14647840)
This is why we have webcams and teleconferencing.

Just what I was going to say...

2012 08-22-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 14647849)
Just what I was going to say...

me too ...

MaDalton 08-22-2008 11:56 AM

just leave her where she is and cut off her food supply. it would probably take 5 years till she starves

Brad 08-22-2008 11:57 AM

she is already in her own private prison.

pornguy 08-22-2008 11:58 AM

Sieze the family assets, sell the house, the car etc, and build a special room for her at the local jail.

AnniKN 08-22-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 14647862)
she is already in her own private prison.

Yup.

Give her prison food and stop visits and should be all set.

ali25extreme 08-22-2008 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 14647840)
This is why we have webcams and teleconferencing.

BINGO! Just what I was thinking.

ali25extreme 08-22-2008 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14647861)
just leave her where she is and cut off her food supply. it would probably take 5 years till she starves

Sounds like a great plan to me! I give it a week and it will die from depression. It is not human. Someone who kills a child deserves the worst punishment possible.

PornMogul 08-22-2008 12:22 PM

wow who ever thought being overly obese could be your get out of jail free card:thumbsup

Snake Doctor 08-22-2008 12:26 PM

I would think a 1000lb woman couldn't get out of bed, how could she have gotten to the child to hurt him?

I hope the idiot mother is tried as an accessory for leaving a child in the care of someone who can't get from here to there to dial 911 should there be an emergency.

Dagwolf 08-22-2008 01:42 PM

So which one of you soulless bastards is going to hire her to do porn now? :eek7:

seeandsee 08-22-2008 01:45 PM

She is already in jail

Phil 08-22-2008 02:45 PM

Is she related to Headless?

minddust 08-22-2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 14647862)
she is already in her own private prison.

sad but true...

fatfoo 08-22-2008 02:47 PM

now that's fat

CDSmith 08-23-2008 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 14648010)
I would think a 1000lb woman couldn't get out of bed, how could she have gotten to the child to hurt him?

At that size she must create her own gravity pull.

or gravy pool... in her belly button.

woj 08-23-2008 10:30 AM

what the fuck is wrong with people.... 1000lbs?!?

The Duck 08-23-2008 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 14647862)
she is already in her own private prison.

:2 cents:

L-Pink 08-23-2008 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf (Post 14648456)
So which one of you soulless bastards is going to hire her to do porn now? :eek7:

She isn't returning any on my calls ..... :Oh crap

aico 08-23-2008 10:45 AM

Your mommas so fat, that when she got arrested for murder, they had to try her in 3 counties.

CDSmith 08-23-2008 10:49 AM

You mamma's so fat she has a half dozen smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Mutt 08-23-2008 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 14651638)
Your mommas so fat, that when she got arrested for murder, they had to try her in 3 counties.

pretty good :thumbsup

footmonkey 08-23-2008 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 14647879)
Yup.

Give her prison food and stop visits and should be all set.

Or just unplug her TV.

Mutt 08-23-2008 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by footmonkey (Post 14651682)
Or just unplug her TV.

cruel and unusal punishment in her case - she'd appeal and win

IllTestYourGirls 08-23-2008 11:08 AM

what is sad is this is going to happen. They are going to cut her out of her house. They are going to convict her. She will end up in a specially made cell with a large door. They will pay for special dietitian to get her weight down. She will then need to get the extra skin removed. They will remove it. ALL ON THE TAX PAYERS DOLLAR.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-23-2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 14651725)
what is sad is this is going to happen. They are going to cut her out of her house. They are going to convict her. She will end up in a specially made cell with a large door. They will pay for special dietitian to get her weight down. She will then need to get the extra skin removed. They will remove it. ALL ON THE TAX PAYERS DOLLAR.

Yup, ....


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