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ManOfBusiness 08-26-2008 05:32 AM

Condom + Pull out...Chances of getting pregnant?
 
I'm always a bit paranoid when having sex that she's gonna get pregnant. And I keep hearing of condoms breaking...the last thing I want in my life right now is a kid.
So I just wanna know...what do you think are the chances of getting her pregnant if I use both a condom and I pull out right before?

Juicy D. Links 08-26-2008 05:37 AM

shoot it in her face after you pullout

cherrylula 08-26-2008 05:37 AM

one word: spermicide

nation-x 08-26-2008 05:39 AM

morning after pill ;)

Juicy D. Links 08-26-2008 05:40 AM

coat hanger

Fletch XXX 08-26-2008 05:42 AM

maybe ask the highschool counselor?

cess 08-26-2008 05:44 AM

don't worry about it, if she gets pregnant just meet her at the top of some stairs somewhere...







I just kidding! :)

clickyoucutie 08-26-2008 05:44 AM

Very unlikely

seeandsee 08-26-2008 05:49 AM

Best is not to pull then :)

BucksMania 08-26-2008 05:50 AM

use just condom, if you later see its fucked up, make her get one of those baby pills

WiredGuy 08-26-2008 05:52 AM

Get her to take birthcontrol. Condoms plus birthcontrol are a great mix.
WG

gimo33 08-26-2008 05:59 AM

its very unlikely that she'll get pregnant after pulling out while you're wearing a condom.

If she still manage to get pregnant then the other guys fucking her is not as careful as you.... j/k

florin 08-26-2008 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 14665095)
its very unlikely that she'll get pregnant after pulling out while you're wearing a condom.

If she still manage to get pregnant then the other guys fucking her is not as careful as you.... j/k

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 08-26-2008 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 14665095)
its very unlikely that she'll get pregnant after pulling out while you're wearing a condom.

If she still manage to get pregnant then the other guys fucking her is not as careful as you.... j/k

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EmpireAutopilot 08-26-2008 06:28 AM

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Lycanthrope 08-26-2008 06:29 AM

Odds, schmods... everything has a 50% chance of happening

Sarah_Jayne 08-26-2008 06:33 AM

Solution: only have sex with a woman where it isn't the end of the world if she has your baby. Too simple, I know.

Cyndalie 08-26-2008 06:35 AM

The only way to be sure she doens't get pregnant is to do anal.

Manowar 08-26-2008 06:42 AM

Anal or Oral ;)

CaptainWolfy 08-26-2008 06:44 AM

Excuse me how old are u 13? WTF ...

tranza 08-26-2008 06:55 AM

It's hard, but it can happen!

HorseShit 08-26-2008 07:01 AM

just fuck her in the ass, who gives a fuck if she tells you "it hurts or it doesn't feel as good for me, it's not fair" just keep pounding it to her ass then pull out right before you're about to cum and shove your cock down her throat

xxxdesign-net 08-26-2008 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14665063)
Get her to take birthcontrol. Condoms plus birthcontrol are a great mix.
WG

birth control can fuck with a girl's mood... sometimes its better to avoid that lol

Sosa 08-26-2008 07:06 AM

i say birth control as well as condom if you scared about it.

Hank_Heartland 08-26-2008 07:15 AM

Get a vasectomy then you don't have to worry:thumbsup:thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 08-26-2008 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 14665483)
birth control can fuck with a girl's mood... sometimes its better to avoid that lol

What do you think pregnancy does to her mood?

DatingGameExpert 08-26-2008 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 14664990)
maybe ask the highschool counselor?

Excellent answer to a really STUPID question. :thumbsup

EmpireAutopilot 08-26-2008 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14665586)
What do you think pregnancy does to her mood?

OK, birth control makes women attracted to people exactly opposite of who they are compatible with. If you s/o starts taking birth control after you're already together chances are she'll no longer find you interesting and instead be attracted to people that are not compatible when she is "sober".

The pill sucks ass.

Eva PSC 08-26-2008 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 14665339)
The only way to be sure she doens't get pregnant is to do anal.

NOT true. If a guy cums inside, the sperm has to come out at some point anyway, since it is located so close to the vagina, chances are one or two really hyper active sperms are going to decide to look inside the vagina :)

HorseShit 08-26-2008 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 14665745)
NOT true. If a guy cums inside, the sperm has to come out at some point anyway, since it is located so close to the vagina, chances are one or two really hyper active sperms are going to decide to look inside the vagina :)

Can I test that theory?

SteveVVS 08-26-2008 08:14 AM

Falcon Punch!!!

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/abortion.jpg

SCORE Ralph 08-26-2008 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 14665309)
Odds, schmods... everything has a 50% chance of happening

My abacus says you are wrong.

xxxdesign-net 08-26-2008 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14665586)
What do you think pregnancy does to her mood?

but there are other contraceptive methods :winkwink:

Marcus Aurelius 08-26-2008 08:33 AM

If you wanna be really sure. Blow jobs, end of story. But if you cant keep your dick out of her for one reason or another then I would suggest at the minimum use the following:

Spermicide + Condom + Pull Out. And no, condoms with spermicide don't count as both simply because the amount of spermicide on the condom is not sufficient to coat the interior of her vagina thoroughly should a condom break or leakage occur. So go buy yourself some VCF's (vaginal contraceptive film) have her insert one 15 or so minutes before sex per the instructions, help her if you want count it as part of foreplay. Put the condom on, and go to town! Before you blow pull out. Sounds clinical and like a moodkiller, but so is a screaming baby with a loaded diaper and a runny nose. Good luck to ya.

Marcus Aurelius 08-26-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 14665839)
but there are other contraceptive methods :winkwink:



Yes. like fucking women past menopause (see xxxdesign-net sig!) :thumbsup

carol.prime 08-26-2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 14665339)
The only way to be sure she doens't get pregnant is to do anal.

:thumbsup 99.0% agree.

or be satisfied with lick and finger..:)

xxxdesign-net 08-26-2008 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 14665856)
Yes. like fucking women past menopause (see xxxdesign-net sig!) :thumbsup

:1orglaugh... that could be one :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 08-26-2008 09:03 AM

Shooting the load on her tits it's an effective contraceptive ...

tony286 08-26-2008 09:07 AM

A little lube will prevent condom breakage. Dryness causes fraction which can cause a condom to break. If you wear a condom and pull out when you cum and she still gets prego name the kid Houdini. lol

Marcus Aurelius 08-26-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14666006)
A little lube will prevent condom breakage. Dryness causes fraction which can cause a condom to break. If you wear a condom and pull out when you cum and she still gets prego name the kid Houdini. lol


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xmas13 08-26-2008 09:19 AM

Jesus Christ. :1orglaugh

farkedup 08-26-2008 09:50 AM

If she's liking what you're doing she'll be dripping wet and you don't have to worry about breaking. If you're going for a LONG time then just use lube to keep things going.

When you put the condom on give it a good amount of extra "slack" at the tip for the cum. As long as you keep it lubed you have no breakage worries.

Reak AGV 08-26-2008 09:58 AM

Why dont you ask your kindergarten teacher?

ali25extreme 08-26-2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManOfBusiness (Post 14664961)
I'm always a bit paranoid when having sex that she's gonna get pregnant. And I keep hearing of condoms breaking...the last thing I want in my life right now is a kid.
So I just wanna know...what do you think are the chances of getting her pregnant if I use both a condom and I pull out right before?

What?
How old are you? Have you ever had sex before? I would be surprised if your little guys could even swim. Your best bet sweetie, would be to just not have sex at all. You might get her prego and your babies might have no common sense either.:winkwink:

Good luck and to answer this..it helps your chances to not get her knocked up if you wear a condom and pull out. Just make sure you hold on to the condom, don't spill your juice! K

opulence 08-26-2008 10:34 AM

So you're going to use a condom AND pullout? :uhoh

How about you DON'T use a condom and just pullout! :thumbsup You fucken pussy!!!

tiger 08-26-2008 11:05 AM

Don't worry trannys don't get pregnant.

GrouchyAdmin 08-26-2008 11:06 AM

I wouldn't worry too much. For starters, she's nailing you with a strapon.

cgu 08-26-2008 11:09 AM

get some cycle beads and bare back it buddy.

Kudles 08-26-2008 11:36 AM

Just enjoy it!!

Big Red Machine 08-26-2008 01:10 PM

Get one of those Body Condoms from Naked Gun


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