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CyberHustler 08-26-2008 02:33 PM

What's the best stuff to clean out your system for a drug test?
 
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Jens Van Assterdam 08-26-2008 02:43 PM

Water and lots of pee pee.. what drugs your trying to get out?
Forget all those cleaners and shit, its wasted money. What you need the test for? Army?

CyberHustler 08-26-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14667817)
Water and lots of pee pee.. what drugs your trying to get out?
Forget all those cleaners and shit, its wasted money. What you need the test for? Army?

My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.

Marcus Aurelius 08-26-2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14667914)
My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.

How long since she last smoked?

Bryan G 08-26-2008 02:52 PM

LOL, good luck. If she has smoked in the last month

Libertine 08-26-2008 02:53 PM

Not using drugs works wonders.

Purple Haze 08-26-2008 02:54 PM

Lots of water and take a vitamin C, so your pee won't look watery. Purchase a pee test to test for yourself

Purple Haze

BucksMania 08-26-2008 02:57 PM

give her cocaine

that should get the attention away from the marijuana :)

CyberHustler 08-26-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 14667921)
How long since she last smoked?

Last night...

CyberHustler 08-26-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14667944)
Not using drugs works wonders.

Yeah, but that's no fun.

Marcus Aurelius 08-26-2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14667978)
Last night...


Ouch. Good luck :error:helpme

Fucksakes 08-26-2008 03:02 PM

I can pee on your girlfriend and she can rub all over the test :P

drink tons of water.

Reak AGV 08-26-2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14667978)
Last night...

That's just plain stupid :Oh crap

BusterBunny 08-26-2008 03:05 PM

there is no way and even if she had time and a bottle of soluble fiber it would do just as well as any "cleansers" you could buy...read the labels on all that shit it all says to take it for exactly the amount of time your body needs to do it naturally ;)...tons of water is just diluting the urine not cleaning it...they test ph levels and stuff so if it's too watered down they retest you or flat out fail you...you can take you chances with one of those drinks that say they trick tests yet advise you to dilute your urine by drinking tons of water (thats the scam)...or figure out a way to cheat which i will not lay out for you (easy to find on your own ;)....

KRosh 08-26-2008 03:07 PM

you need one of these

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...namicIndex.asp

LeRoy 08-26-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 14668065)

you need 3 days for any good flush wudever to work.

Get some of that synthetic piss.:2 cents:

BusterBunny 08-26-2008 03:15 PM

ding ding

Nicky 08-26-2008 03:24 PM

Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?

tranza 08-26-2008 03:37 PM

Last night? That would be a tough one....

Marialovesporn 08-26-2008 03:41 PM

Use girlfriends pee. Pick same gender, about same age.....:thumbsup Make sure she is not an alcoholic or dopehead:winkwink:

miss_jody 08-26-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14667914)
My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.

good luck on that
i would advise calling in sick
:helpme

BusterBunny 08-26-2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14668243)
Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marialovesporn (Post 14668418)
Use girlfriends pee. Pick same gender, about same age.....:thumbsup Make sure she is not an alcoholic or dopehead:winkwink:

may depend on country but it is discriminatory to test gender

CyberHustler 09-02-2008 02:40 PM

I went to GNC and bought this stuff for her...

http://images.luckyvitamin.com/mgen/...izer:58125.jpg

She got hired.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-02-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 14699129)
I went to GNC and bought this stuff for her...

http://images.luckyvitamin.com/mgen/...izer:58125.jpg

She got hired.

Nice work bro.. :thumbsup

TRe$yNFuL 09-02-2008 03:43 PM

Congrats on the lucky deal dude.
Thought for sure a day wasn't going to be enough time.
Now you can blaze to celebrate!

:pimp

Zuzana Designs 09-02-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14668243)
Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?

I think they come up different colors now ..

HomerSimpson 09-02-2008 03:51 PM

vodka?
milk?
aqua-detox?


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