Some funny quotes from the Olympics
 

Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."



Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."



Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."



Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."



Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."



Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."



At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."



Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."



Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I done."

Incidental humor is often the best! :thumbsup

LMAO!! thats hilarious! especially the one ending in "oh my god what have i done" loll

are those all from this year?

this one is hilarious :1orglaugh

LMAO :1orglaugh

I LOL'd :1orglaugh

Australian commentator Bruce McAvany commented on Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice's big applause on her introduction "And don't the Chinese love Rice".

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Thats really good!

hahaha, those are awesome

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Those are awesome!

Some funny shit

Ahahahaha

I love the first one.

I lol'd

nice quotes

Ha those are hilarious...

It's a lot funnier when someone doesn't mean to be funny lol...

-Scott

Julian Dicks last played for West Ham about 10 years ago when he retired.

Funny nonetheless.

lol :):):)

very funny

That's hilarious...the best was the tennis commentator one!! Lol

Nice comments. :) very funny..

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I kinda like the first one. They're all good though.

Most likely those have been changed to be more funny. But still worth the laugh.

Haha those are funny

lol good stuff