DUI Checkpoints This Weekend! Check your Local News Station for Stops
 

Don't get caught!
Designate..
I'm a lucky Mo'fo..:2 cents:
:pimp

I have never driven drunk in my life anyways.
Plus they always set one up near my house during every holiday, no choice in trying to avoid it.


EDIT - Driving under the influence in a scooter in the hotel does not fully count.

i make it a point to go through these checkpoints & act "drunk" to eat up all their valuable time on holiday weekends

I'll pay $50 for one way on a taxi vs. DUI.
No more chances..

DUI will cost you at least 3000$ If you wanna drink and drive just go to Mexico.

People who get behind the wheel drunk should be shot before they kill someone else.
And no, unlike what you think you dont drive better when youre drunk. People who say that should be shot as well for being that fucking stupid and ignorant.