Barack Obama Will Tie The Election
 

Since we already had a Barack Obama Will Win The Election and a Barack Obama Will Lose the Election thread, this was the only thread missing. I had to start it.

See sig.

Oh, wait...

I will dress in a leotard and whistle Neil Diamond's Cracklin' Rosie backwards.

There is no tie.... it's win or lose

Hey, wanna play a little eight-ball? Let's go. Put your money
where your mouth is. You scared? You oughta be.
I'm gonna beat your pants off. Literally -
cause I wanna see your skinny legs and
your cute little behind in those leopard-
skin boxers. Come on, big boy!
Time to put up or shut up
now.

Don't be such a racist.